Bridal Shower poem

I know there are a few versions out there-- but does anyone have a copy of the bridal shower poem that mentions the household products?
Thanks!!

'Dear Sarah, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.
Variation: This one is a letter utilizing mostly cleaning products and health products. This is to be presented by the bridal party to the bride in front of guests:

Dear 'bride's name', It is only fair that we let (Bride's name) in on a little SECRET. (Groom's name) may be FANTASTIC but wait until (Bride's name) finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that (Bride's name) and (Groom's name) will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.


i have these two, i know there are more versions out there, hope this helps

thanks so much!
Question-- what product is Future? (don't think I've ever heard of it)

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Posted by LO13LO13

Dear 'bride's name', It is only fair that we let (Bride's name) in on a little SECRET. (Groom's name) may be FANTASTIC but wait until (Bride's name) finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that (Bride's name) and (Groom's name) will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

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This one was used at my shower. Future is a floor cleaner and shinner.

Thanks Lisa!!