******BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*****
Original post by sr081906
Woosa fellow members!
I need a FINAL headcount of all bridentologist brides.
Friday June 9th -- 6:30pm
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Pancho’s Border Grill is centrally located at 4119 Hempstead Turnpike in Bethpage, ½ mile west of the Seaford-Oyster Bay Expressway at the Stewart Avenue intersection.
Re: ******BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*****
Posted by kittythestray
OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
LOL that was funny!
sr081906
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Re: ******BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*****
Posted by kittythestray
OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Kara... are you sure this is not a true story of yours?????
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Posted by sr081906
Kara... are you sure this is not a true story of yours?????
kittythestray
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sr081906
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Just think.... it may be our OWN story after tonight!
Smiles111
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Posted by sr081906
Just think.... it may be our OWN story after tonight!
Like they say on American Idol:
Make it your own!
Wow, you REALLY made that your own!
yeah, your own stinker!
FrogGirl0917
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Posted by kittythestray
OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
the tears are actually forming i'm laughing so hard!!!!!
lipglossjunky73
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I'm borrowing my future stepdaughters tiara for tonite - I am too paranoid to wear my wedding one!!!
sr081906
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I am going to take a nap until 5pm. I will check anything new after my nap.. LOL
I should be there at 6:30pm or 6:35pm.
sr081906
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What a night!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the pics!!!
It was great meeting all the girls!
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I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT
sr081906
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Posted by bellaro782
I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT
No Bridentology GTG squatters... that guy was ugly and drunk. I can't believe I missed the make out scene.
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Posted by sr081906
Posted by bellaro782
I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT
No Bridentology GTG squatters... that guy was ugly and drunk. I can't believe I missed the make out scene.
OMG I THOUGHT YOU SAW IT IT WAS PRETTY NASTY!!!!
sr081906
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We need to make a rule that photos be taken if a member has to 'leave' to releave herself and action is going on.
bellaro782
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We will make a Note of that for all the Girls That should be a RULE!!!! LOL
lipglossjunky73
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where are those pics? I want to show FH
bellaro782
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LOL I HAVE SOME IN MY COMMUNITY ALBUM LOL IM WORKING ON THE REST
