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BellaEyes Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:25 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:25 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by kittythestray

OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got
away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

LOL that was funny!

sr081906 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:29 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:29 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by kittythestray

OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got
away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Kara... are you sure this is not a true story of yours?????

CLMon7906 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:39 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:39 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by sr081906

Kara... are you sure this is not a true story of yours?????

kittythestray Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:43 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:43 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

sr081906 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:47 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 02:47 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Just think.... it may be our OWN story after tonight!

Smiles111 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:28 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:28 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by sr081906

Just think.... it may be our OWN story after tonight!

Like they say on American Idol:

Make it your own!

Wow, you REALLY made that your own!

yeah, your own stinker!

FrogGirl0917 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:33 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:33 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by kittythestray

OMG - TALK ABOUT TIMING - a friend of mine just sent me this joke - it's not even THAT funny, but I can't get over the TIMING of it - and the fact that the girls had margaritas!! I didn't edit it!!

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married..

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got
away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

the tears are actually forming i'm laughing so hard!!!!!

lipglossjunky73 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:38 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:38 PM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

I'm borrowing my future stepdaughters tiara for tonite - I am too paranoid to wear my wedding one!!!

sr081906 Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:50 PM+

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Posted: Jun 09, 2006 03:50 PM

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I am going to take a nap until 5pm. I will check anything new after my nap.. LOL

I should be there at 6:30pm or 6:35pm.

sr081906 Posted: Jun 10, 2006 12:57 AM+

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Posted: Jun 10, 2006 12:57 AM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

What a night!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the pics!!!

It was great meeting all the girls!

bellaro782 Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:04 AM+

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Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:04 AM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT

sr081906 Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:07 AM+

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Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:07 AM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by bellaro782

I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT

No Bridentology GTG squatters... that guy was ugly and drunk. I can't believe I missed the make out scene.

bellaro782 Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:09 AM+

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Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:09 AM

Re: **BRIDENTOLOGY GTG - JUNE 9 - LAST COUNT FOR TOMORROW*

Posted by sr081906

Posted by bellaro782

I HAD A GREAT TIME!!!! SOPHIE I Think they guy wanted to hang out at our table LOL and you SHOWED HIM WHO WAS BOSS BY KICKING HIM OUT

No Bridentology GTG squatters... that guy was ugly and drunk. I can't believe I missed the make out scene.

OMG I THOUGHT YOU SAW IT

IT WAS PRETTY NASTY!!!!

sr081906 Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:15 AM+

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Posted: Jun 10, 2006 01:15 AM