Bridesmaid Contract...RESPONSES!!

one of my BMs sent this to me as a joke forward she got. so i told her not to tell the other BMs but im sending it to them and lets see if they can tell its a joke. LOL keep in mind, one of my BM is going to be 7 months pregnant at the wedding.


*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya!
-Diana

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting Diana and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying Diana at least 4 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate. (Danielle you're lucky I sent this now)

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on September 30, 2007
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)


UPDATE:

So one of my BM called me and said one of the other BM just her called and told her to check her email right away about something i sent...and was all freaking out. LOL i told her to not ask questions and just read her email.

Then 2 BMs responded:

1) is this for real? haha what the heck is maximum daily growth nail program? you are crazy girl.

2)I was thinking the same thing...I hope ur kidding Diana lol

lmao!!!!!!!!!

I'm going 2 send this 2 my girls now n see what they say!! I'll probably get a phone call within the hour!!!!!!!!!



Here are some of my responses:

1.Are there people out there really like that?

2.look hefer,
i plan on being pregnant, having the same BLUE hair I did when I met you and fashionably late. And hells no I AINT givin MY million dollar dress to no alternate! In your words, F outta here. lol.


3.DON'T PLAY WIT ME B*&TH!!


I love those crazys girls

i sent it to mine too!! but in the subject i put bridesmaid contract-joke

i have on BM who will be 7 months prego and another who is having a baby next month and thats only 2 months before my wedding so i don't think she will be the same size she was when i asked her.

That's great. I'm also going to send it to my girls & I know that phone will be ringing shortly after!!!

that is hysterical!
i wish i had that for when i asked the girls to be in the bridal party

Too funny!!

LMAO!!!!! I love it!!! I wish I had had this a few months ago before my MatOH told me she was pregnant!!!

That is AWESOME!!!!! I love it!!!

love it!! let us know what they think

OMG This is HYSTERICAL!
I am going to send this to my BM see if they say anything...


shhhh.... Cuteauburninny don't say anything to the other girls, if you see this post!

Thats great!!!! Very funny

My BMs already failed two of those already..

OMG this was soooo funny!
someone had made me upset and this just made me laugh!