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Bridesmaid Contract...RESPONSES!!

Original post by qtdimps23

one of my BMs sent this to me as a joke forward she got. so i told her not to tell the other BMs but im sending it to them and lets see if they can tell its a joke. LOL keep in mind, one of my BM is going to be 7 months pregnant at the wedding.


*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya!
-Diana

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting Diana and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying Diana at least 4 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate. (Danielle you're lucky I sent this now)

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on September 30, 2007
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)


UPDATE:

So one of my BM called me and said one of the other BM just her called and told her to check her email right away about something i sent...and was all freaking out. LOL i told her to not ask questions and just read her email.

Then 2 BMs responded:

1) is this for real? haha what the heck is maximum daily growth nail program? you are crazy girl.

2)I was thinking the same thing...I hope ur kidding Diana lol

jessandjimiswedding Posted:

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lol...i actually made my bridesmaids sign contracts saying that they'll be friends with me for at least 15 years. but i did it for fun, not for serious!

HenryAlba07 Posted:

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So funny. I am sending it to my girls. LOL
PegaLega Posted:

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That is toooooo funny!
Jennifer907 Posted:

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you girls are evil...but this is soooo funny!
Drv0716 Posted:

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I love it! Thanks for sharing!
Mooshyboo Posted:

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I e-mailed it to my girls..so far no responses... I can't wait to hear what they have to say!

They probably think i have gone off the deep end...
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UPDATE: Here is my responses so far...

MOH: what the f*c* are you bridezilla on us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOH: call me i think ypu have a high grade fever

MOH: i refuse to reply to this bridezilla ness i think christine has a fever a really high one

1 BM: She did not even e-mail me back - she went right to picking up the phone and calling me... wanted to know what is going on with me? She said have you lost it? my MOH called this BM saying I don't think I really know herrrrrr - I thought I knew her so well etc.....

2nd BM: made her own adjusments
__OK____ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
----->I dye my hair monthly and my memory is shot from all the chemicals...so I always change the shade
---->Can we just get the Fake Nails ?????????
---->** Should have send this contact early...already gained 15lbs since the ordering of the dress
------>Just lie to be about the time, 1/2 hr earlier so I can arrive on time.
----->baby/pregnancy: Talk to my hubby, I think he wanted to surprise you! ;)
then my BM signed it and said JUST KIDDING...I WILL DO EVERYTHING YOU ASK WITH A SMILE ;)
LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

3rd BM:
---->My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer. Considering I just chopped off 10 inches, I guess I'm in trouble! OOPPS
------>hair color: I have to change it - otherwise it will be grey!
----->Sally hansen nails: Should I use it on my toe nails too??
------>gaining 4 pounds:
I guess I'll have to wait on the boob job, i was looking to add three lbs on each side!
------>being on time: Of course I will do anything to support the bride - you just have to lie to me about the time. Unlike Edlyn, I need more than 1/2 hr, how about 1/2 day?
------> pregnant BM: OOOPPS!
Only joking (especially about the last one!). Anything you need, anywhere you need me I'll be there!
signed by my third BM with some adjustments!

awwwww... I love my GIRLS! They are awesome!

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and I thought it was so funny I read it to FH and he thought it was not so funny - since my MOH & BM's had some drama a couple of months ago and said they all could be alittle sensitive so now FH and I are argueing because I sent this e-mail...I still think it is funny & thought it was cute!
qtdimps23 Posted:

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Posted by Mooshyboo

I e-mailed it to my girls..so far no responses... I can't wait to hear what they have to say!

They probably think i have gone off the deep end...



lol i hope you changed the name!
joan_db Posted:

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lol...love that.
RobbsWifey Posted:

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That is so funny! I wish I had that a month ago to send as a joke!
Mooshyboo Posted:

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Posted by qtdimps23


Posted by Mooshyboo

I e-mailed it to my girls..so far no responses... I can't wait to hear what they have to say!

They probably think i have gone off the deep end...



lol i hope you changed the name!



yes i did - now wouldnt that be funny... i actually tweeked it a little bit... my one BM thought there would be some ha ha at the end that is why they did not think it was a joke cause on the bottom i signed it like it was me... with no ha ha...
army wife to be Posted:

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my BMs would totally know I was joking and probably make up some weird contract for ME to sign to be the bride where they will be attending. hahaha
Kelly79 Posted:

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rfilipofornow Posted:

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that is hysterical and some of your girls responses are classic!!
cuteauburnininny Posted:

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Posted by Mooshyboo

OMG This is HYSTERICAL!
I am going to send this to my BM see if they say anything...


shhhh.... Cuteauburninny don't say anything to the other girls, if you see this post!






hahahahahahahahahahaha i was fuming when i seen this i thought mooshyboo went bridezillla on us. since i had some bm drama planning her shower and i had 2 bm dropped out because of me i thought mooshyboo was seroius.


then there's been drama in my bp too so i really thought this she was losing her mind.

love ya mosshyboo
Mooshyboo Posted:

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Posted by cuteauburnininny


Posted by Mooshyboo

OMG This is HYSTERICAL!
I am going to send this to my BM see if they say anything...


shhhh.... Cuteauburninny don't say anything to the other girls, if you see this post!






hahahahahahahahahahaha i was fuming when i seen this i thought mooshyboo went bridezillla on us. since i had some bm drama planning her shower and i had 2 bm dropped out because of me i thought mooshyboo was seroius.


then there's been drama in my bp too so i really thought this she was losing her mind.

love ya mosshyboo





Maybe the other BM knew what they were doing when they dropped out...

Love ya 2...
Jkiesel Posted:

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halairious
Soon2beMrsH Posted:

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You are so evil!.
I love it!

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