Bridezilla from HELL email!

I just got this from a friend..I have to post it in a couple of posts...it's long. BUT MY GOD!!

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>> From: 'Jessica Kogan'
>> Reply-To:
>> Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2003 14:08:45 -0800
>> To: 'Kate Hughes' , 'Janet Bumpas'
>> , ,
>> , 'Jackie Goldberg'
>,
>> 'Camille Habacker' , 'Kate Ginsberg'
>> ,
>> Cc: , ''Kirsty McDonald''
>> , ,
>> ,
>>
>> Subject: SIX WEEKS for 48 hours of bliss
>>
>> Hey Chicas!

Oy vey its six weeks till we walk the runway and have you had your dress
fitted??? Yes, this email is about harassment and of course my love
>for you. So first the love...
>>
>> So where to begin..how about how much I love you all for agreeing t>
this torture! In all seriousness, it is you who makes my world whole.
>> You are who I most cherish. You give me strength. You give me
>> inspiration. You give me heart. And of course you give me good kicks
>in
>> the ass when I need it. I love you all thank you so much for sharing
>my
>> wedding with me. My appreciation and love is beyond words.
>>
>> Now, the agenda. Below is all the information you need to make sure
>you
>> are the perfect bridesmaid. I hope you have all received the wedding
>> invitation and schedule of events by US mail. If you have not, please
>> email ASAP.
>>
>> JESSICA & CAMERON WEDDING WEEKEND BRIDESMAID SCHEDULE
>>
>> FRIDAY, MAY 9 2003
>> 3:30 p.m. - 4:15 p.m. - Dress fitting @ The Hay Adams in Jessica's
>suite
>>
>> Details:
>> Fitting will take place in my suite. As soon as I know the suite
>number
>> I will email all of you. Leslie (maid of honor and fashion
>guru/stylist
>> extraordinaire!) will be managing the fitting. This is what you need
>to
>> bring: your bridesmaid dress, shoes, strapless bra and panty hose
>which
>> you will leave in my room on a rolling rack that has already been
>set-up
>> for the dresses. You will have your own hanger with your name so on
>> Saturday you can come and get dressed. In regard to the strapless bra
>> and panty hose. The best place to get the strapless bra is Victoria's
>> Secret. Check the following two links. One bra for those who need a
>> little extra extra and the second link for those who just need
>coverage.
>> Color to buy is buff or nude:
>>
>>
>http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp
>>
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>> L-143843&rfnbrI&cgnbr=OSBRPSTPZZZ&page=1&cgname=OSBRPSTPZZZ
>>
>>
>http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp
>>
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>> L-136887&rfnbrI&cgnbr=OSBRPSTPZZZ&page=1&cgname=OSBRPSTPZZZ
>>
>> While I know many of you are not bra wearers, I promise this is worth
>> your while for this particular dress. And keep in mind you can return
>> the bra after the event.
>>
>> In regard to panty hose you can pretty much buy any panty hose you
>want
>> in sheer. The color should be in Ivory or Cameo. Below are two links
>to
>> specific brands that you can purchase online:
>>
>>
>http://www.barenecessities.com/csi/product.asp?pf%5Fid=DKHosiery0A031&t=
>> brands&cf=v&vendorG&div%5Fid=5&sidØ4H5UFA1QBJ8NG72BSCSHBADRK87655
>>
>>
>http://www.barenecessities.com/csi/product.asp?pf%5Fid3/4rkshire8016&sid
>> Ø4H5UFA1QBJ8NG72BSCSHBADRK87655
>>
>> As far as the fitting and for the actual wedding, all body jewelry is
>to
>> be removed except wedding rings. If you would like to wear additional
>> jewelry this is what you can wear:
>>
>> Pearl necklace (no more than three strands and no longer than 18 in.
>> length)
>> Pearl earrings (studs or drops)
>> Diamond earrings (studs or drops)