Bridezilla from HELL email!

I just got this from a friend..I have to post it in a couple of posts...it's long. BUT MY GOD!!

>> ----------
>> From: 'Jessica Kogan'
>> Reply-To:
>> Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2003 14:08:45 -0800
>> To: 'Kate Hughes' , 'Janet Bumpas'
>> , ,
>> , 'Jackie Goldberg'
>,
>> 'Camille Habacker' , 'Kate Ginsberg'
>> ,
>> Cc: , ''Kirsty McDonald''
>> , ,
>> ,
>>
>> Subject: SIX WEEKS for 48 hours of bliss
>>
>> Hey Chicas!

Oy vey its six weeks till we walk the runway and have you had your dress
fitted??? Yes, this email is about harassment and of course my love
>for you. So first the love...
>>
>> So where to begin..how about how much I love you all for agreeing t>
this torture! In all seriousness, it is you who makes my world whole.
>> You are who I most cherish. You give me strength. You give me
>> inspiration. You give me heart. And of course you give me good kicks
>in
>> the ass when I need it. I love you all thank you so much for sharing
>my
>> wedding with me. My appreciation and love is beyond words.
>>
>> Now, the agenda. Below is all the information you need to make sure
>you
>> are the perfect bridesmaid. I hope you have all received the wedding
>> invitation and schedule of events by US mail. If you have not, please
>> email ASAP.
>>
>> JESSICA & CAMERON WEDDING WEEKEND BRIDESMAID SCHEDULE
>>
>> FRIDAY, MAY 9 2003
>> 3:30 p.m. - 4:15 p.m. - Dress fitting @ The Hay Adams in Jessica's
>suite
>>
>> Details:
>> Fitting will take place in my suite. As soon as I know the suite
>number
>> I will email all of you. Leslie (maid of honor and fashion
>guru/stylist
>> extraordinaire!) will be managing the fitting. This is what you need
>to
>> bring: your bridesmaid dress, shoes, strapless bra and panty hose
>which
>> you will leave in my room on a rolling rack that has already been
>set-up
>> for the dresses. You will have your own hanger with your name so on
>> Saturday you can come and get dressed. In regard to the strapless bra
>> and panty hose. The best place to get the strapless bra is Victoria's
>> Secret. Check the following two links. One bra for those who need a
>> little extra extra and the second link for those who just need
>coverage.
>> Color to buy is buff or nude:
>>
>>
>http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp
>>
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>> L-143843&rfnbrI&cgnbr=OSBRPSTPZZZ&page=1&cgname=OSBRPSTPZZZ
>>
>>
>http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp
>>
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>> L-136887&rfnbrI&cgnbr=OSBRPSTPZZZ&page=1&cgname=OSBRPSTPZZZ
>>
>> While I know many of you are not bra wearers, I promise this is worth
>> your while for this particular dress. And keep in mind you can return
>> the bra after the event.
>>
>> In regard to panty hose you can pretty much buy any panty hose you
>want
>> in sheer. The color should be in Ivory or Cameo. Below are two links
>to
>> specific brands that you can purchase online:
>>
>>
>http://www.barenecessities.com/csi/product.asp?pf%5Fid=DKHosiery0A031&t=
>> brands&cf=v&vendorG&div%5Fid=5&sidØ4H5UFA1QBJ8NG72BSCSHBADRK87655
>>
>>
>http://www.barenecessities.com/csi/product.asp?pf%5Fid3/4rkshire8016&sid
>> Ø4H5UFA1QBJ8NG72BSCSHBADRK87655
>>
>> As far as the fitting and for the actual wedding, all body jewelry is
>to
>> be removed except wedding rings. If you would like to wear additional
>> jewelry this is what you can wear:
>>
>> Pearl necklace (no more than three strands and no longer than 18 in.
>> length)
>> Pearl earrings (studs or drops)
>> Diamond earrings (studs or drops)

>> 4:30 p.m. - 6 p.m. - Rehearsal @ The Corcoran Gallery of Art
>> Details:
>> Please be on time. From the Hay-Adams the museum is four blocks. If
>you
>> have any questions please email or call me.
>>
>> 7:00 p.m. - 9 p.m. - Welcome Cocktail @ The Hay Adams
>> Details:
>> This is going to be a great cocktail and please come at your leisure.
>> The cocktail is in the Lafayette Room of the Hay-Adams which looks
>> directly at the White House on the ground level. There will of course
>be
>> yummy food and fantastic wine and other alcohol. Babies and families
>> welcome. Dress is formal cocktail. This includes little black dresses
>or
>> Spring dresses and or skirts. Pantsuit or slacks with a formal top. In
>> short the dress is dressed-up. Significant other or your date dress:
>> suit required and tie optional, however please note DC is a formal
>town.
>> So if it's a matter of fitting in for comfort, go for the tie. To give
>> you an even better idea this is what I will be wearing: gold Moschino
>> high-heel strappy sandals, cream flat-front man-tailored pants, black
>> strappy camisole and a black lace Diane Von Furstenberg wrap top with
>> scallop trim, a 2 inch. black ribbon closure and long gothic sleeves.
>> Cameron will be wearing a black three button suit, side-buckle dress
>> shoes and a Thomas Pink oxford shirt and tie.
>>
>> SATURDAY, MAY 10 2003
>>
>> 9:00 a.m. - 1 p.m. Beautification @ Salon Jean Paul
>>
>> Details: Please see attached schedule. In terms of getting to the
>Salon
>> Leslie and Jess will be driving the troops. You are more than welcome
>to
>> cab it, whatever works for you. To get direction details to Salon
>> Jean-Paul please call 202-966-4600. If you decide not to cab it,
>please
>> meet Jess and Kirsty outside the Hay-Adams @ 8:30 a.m. Group in
>Leslie's
>> car is as follows:
>>
>> Kate Hughes
>> Janet
>> Nicole
>> Carina
>>
>> Group in Jess's car is as follows:
>>
>> Jackie
>> Camille
>> Kate Ginsberg
>>
>> Kirsty McDonald (our Aussie Scottish mutton ;) will be driving
>finished
>> ladies back to their hotel in which they are staying at the following
>> times:
>>
>> 12 p.m.
>> 1 p.m.
>> 3 p.m.
>>
>> Now the cost associated with beautification. For hair, makeup and
>> manicure the total will be $90.00 per person. You are responsible for
>> tips and paying after your services are complete. If this is a problem
>> or you have any questions please let me know. Salon Jean-Paul is super
>> high-end salon in DC and where all the major politicos go. That being
>> said, they cut us an awesome deal. Note that I have attached each of
>> your recommended hair styles. This document has been sent to Salon
>> Jean-Paul. I have spoken to each person who will be doing your hair.
>As
>> for the makeup, our artist is Chantal who is a are combination of
>talent
>> and sweetness. I have already done a test with her and she rocks. Each
>> person will be done slightly different. The goal is give you a glowing
>> look with a soft palette of color. Manicures will be done in a sheer
>> translucent light pinkish color. Manicurists have been assigned to
>each
>> person.
>>
>> 4:30 p.m. - 5:15 p.m. - Get dressed @ The Hay-Adams in Jessica's suite
>>
>> Details:
>> Your bridesmaid clothes, shoes and accessories will be ready and
>> waiting, hanging on the rolling rack in the room with your name on
>each
>> hanger.
>>
>> 5:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. - Photography @ The Corcoran Gallery of Art
>>
>> Details:
>> Please be on time! Snacks and drinks will be provided throughout the
>> photography session. Bring any makeup to do touch-ups or anything that
>> you might need (phone, smokes etc.) because you are going to be @ The
>> Corcoran for the next 7 hours.
>>
>> 8 p.m. - Wedding ceremony begins

>> Details:
>> Ceremony details will be provided at the wedding rehearsal the day
>> before. Please note you must be at the Corcoran by 4:30 p.m. on
>> 05/09/03. If this is problem PLEASE email or call me anytime.
>>
>> Flow of the rest of the evening - - please note where BRIDAL PARTY is
>> mentioned. That includes you and you will need to be present. (Rita
>> Bloom our amazing wedding planner and good friend will provide details
>> on logistics at the wedding rehearsal on Friday.):
>>
>> 8:30 p.m. - Cocktail reception on the bridge
>> 9:40 p.m. - BRIDAL PARTY introduced on the steps
>> 9:42 p.m. - Bride and groom introduced on the steps
>> 9:46 p.m. - First dance
>> 9:50 p.m. - BRIDAL PARTY joins the first dance and all guests invited
>> 10:15 p.m. - Dr. Kogan welcome family and friends and completes
>blessing
>> 10:20 p.m. - First course served
>> 10:40 p.m. - Main course served
>> 11 p.m. - Band music begins and Jessie and Dad dance and all guests
>are
>> invited to the dance floor - - the Hora
>> 11:45 p.m. - Short toast by Best Man and the Matron of Honor
>> 11:50 p.m. - Cake is cut
>> 11:52 p.m. - Dessert buffet opened with bridal cake and other yummy
>> treats
>> 12:30 p.m. - Mazurka (traditional dance for brides parents)
>> 1 a.m. - The music ends and Jessie and Cam live happily ever after ;)
>>
>> SUNDAY, MAY 11, 2003
>>
>> 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. - Sunday Brunch @ The Hay-Adams on the roof

Details:
The view will be spectacular - - direct birdseye view of the White House.
The food divine - - omelettes, bagels, lox, croissant etc. Babies and
families welcome. The dress is nice casual. This means jeans that don't
show ass cracks or shirts that reveal nipples. Thums-up to a fitted jeans,
cotton-twill pants, v-neck shirt or blouse, casual loafers, open-toe
sandals with a whimsical skirt and cute shirt. I will be wearing khaki
gabardine man-tailored flat-front slacks with high-heels and a silk/cotton
man-tailored blouse. Cam will be wearing a gabardine double-vented navy
slacks and a Thomas Pink oxford shirt and shoes. Think in these terms:
your are going to visit grandma and grandpa ;)

I think that's about it. Hope you still love me after reading this
email. And if you don't totally understandable. Just be on time!!!!!

Love you!

jess

c a m e r o n h u g h e s w i n e
>>
>> jessica h. kogan
>>
>>
>> >> tel +1.415.282.6307
>> >> fax +1.415.282.6308
>> >> http://www.chwine.com

dear god! I mean, is she for real?!!

thank goodness this is not real...wow, talk about in to self

Shamma..it is real.

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS!!! IS SHE FOR REAL??? WHOA!!

I have to laugh though, that doesn't sound real at all! That wedding day schedule, OH MY!

Wow--she should be on the show!
Just a side note--maybe you should go back and delete all the personal info from your post...don't want that info getting into the wrong hands!

It can't be, no one person can be this shallow, i called the # and its a wine company and I check the website and its for a wine company. This cannot be real. I refuse to believe this

Call her number..it's REAL.

Shamma, she works for the wine company, read the bottom of the email!

All I can say is WOW! I could never imagine saying that to my bridal party or typing all of that.


Good luck

I don't know her! I got this in a forward from a friend, who also doesn't know her! lol

This thing has probably been to the end of the earth and back again.

is this girl serious

OK, go to the CHWine.com website, click on ABOUT US, in the upper right corner...it has their bios, and says at the end of hers that they are getting married.

This chick is FOR REAL.

looks like she is CEO of company

I'm going to San Francisco on my honeymoon...should I try and meet them?!

she will probably have your agenda ready when you get there