Brokeback Mountain Shopping List

My friend from California sent this to me - it cracked me up and I figured I'd share!

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963,
Brokeback Mountain

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces of thinly sliced Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco

Large tin Crisco!!!

I just love how everything gets fancier and fancier - the funny thing is - my friend who emailed this to me is the exact same way!!!

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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Large tin Crisco

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Ho-ly **** That's a big shift from the one tube of k-y.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Large tin Crisco

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Ho-ly **** That's a big shift from the one tube of k-y.

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