Can someone PLEASE explain to me why men do this...

btrflygrl Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:41 PM

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why men do this...

LEAK when they go pee? Everyday there is 'eveidence' that DH MISSED the toilet....dripping down the front, the grout is no longer white. UGG!!

don424 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:42 PM

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he apparently didn't do the follow up jiggle

Kriss2c Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:42 PM

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LOL, this is an ongoing issue at our house too.

TMI: DH says it's from the finishing shake.

Blu-ize Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:43 PM

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EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

Tell him to pee with his eyes open!!!! He has sh!tty aim!

DjPiLL Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:49 PM

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Posted by don424

he apparently didn't do the follow up jiggle

Thats actually the problem. When you do the follow up jiggle... thats when your pitches usually get wild.

Anniegrl Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:50 PM

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DH got tired of leaving drops so he now sits when he pees!

Janice Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:50 PM

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TMI- DH ususally takes toliet paper and wipes it, he said he hates it when he gets a piss mark on his pants.

don424 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:51 PM

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speaking of pitches DJ, check the score and then post on the met board

jantany26 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:51 PM

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Posted by Janice

TMI- DH ususally takes toliet paper and wipes it, he said he hates it when he gets a piss mark on his pants.

mine does that too.

jozieb0925 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:53 PM

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Tell hiim not to 'sprinkle when he tinkles' or to pat it dry with some TP.. Can they do that??

MCDO15 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:55 PM

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Posted by jantany26

Posted by Janice

TMI- DH ususally takes toliet paper and wipes it, he said he hates it when he gets a piss mark on his pants.

mine does that too.

this works very well

marymoon Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:55 PM

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I'd alsmot rather they DOn'T wipe it up with TP, cause at least if I see it i KNOW and I can clean it with bleach or something. Wiping it doens't really accomplish anything..

Maybe I'm just a clean freak...
I'm a MESS otherwise, but when it comes to the kitchen and bathroom it has to be spotless

MonkeyLuv Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:56 PM

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Mr Boots claims it's from the perfunctory 'shake', but just how vigorously are they shaking?

btrflygrl Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:57 PM

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I have to clean the floor in front of the toilet more than I clean ANYTHING else in this apt.

GROSS....I told him if he knows he did it, please wipe it up

jozieb0925 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:57 PM

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Posted by marymoon

I'd alsmot rather they DOn'T wipe it up with TP, cause at least if I see it i KNOW and I can clean it with bleach or something. Wiping it doens't really accomplish anything..

I meant to pat down his weiner...

FeliciaDA Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:58 PM

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Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...

I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?

Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminology, Josie !

Janice Posted: Apr 07, 2005 01:59 PM

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Posted by jozieb0925

Posted by marymoon

I'd alsmot rather they DOn'T wipe it up with TP, cause at least if I see it i KNOW and I can clean it with bleach or something. Wiping it doens't really accomplish anything..

I meant to pat down his weiner...

yeah he wipes his friend

marymoon Posted: Apr 07, 2005 02:00 PM

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...

I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?

Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminoloy, Josie !

OH!
hahaha. You know I never thought of that. I don't think most guys have either!

btrflygrl Posted: Apr 07, 2005 02:00 PM

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...

I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?

Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminology, Josie !

I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible

jozieb0925 Posted: Apr 07, 2005 02:02 PM

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...

I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?

Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminology, Josie !

OMG..I am going to pee in my pants.. I changed it to weiner because I thought Marymoon was going to think I meant to wipe up his pee-pee again..I tried to be a little bit more clear...