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Can someone PLEASE explain to me why men do this...

Original post by btrflygrl

LEAK when they go pee? Everyday there is 'eveidence' that DH MISSED the toilet....dripping down the front, the grout is no longer white. UGG!!

lilmrs Posted:

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this thread is funny!

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by btrflygrl


Posted by FeliciaDA


I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?




I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible



I'm with you Shana, unless they pee glue, TP won't stick to them anymore than it sticks to us.
jantany26 Posted:

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Posted by jozieb0925


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...



I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?





Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminology, Josie !



OMG..I am going to pee in my pants.. I changed it to weiner because I thought Marymoon was going to think I meant to wipe up his pee-pee again..I tried to be a little bit more clear...




lmao
marymoon Posted:

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Posted by jozieb0925


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by jozieb0925

I meant to pat down his pee-pee...



I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?





Oops edited to say their weiner.. LOLOL .. I love your terminology, Josie !



OMG..I am going to pee in my pants.. I changed it to weiner because I thought Marymoon was going to think I meant to wipe up his pee-pee again..I tried to be a little bit more clear...







FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by btrflygrl


Posted by FeliciaDA


I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?




I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible



I'm with you Shana, unless they pee glue, TP won't stick to them anymore than it sticks to us.



Unless they pee 'glue'.. oh no you didn't ... LMAO ..

And I don't believe the Sticky TP story anymore than you gals do.. its just what I WAS TOLD
jozieb0925 Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by btrflygrl


Posted by FeliciaDA


I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?




I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible



I'm with you Shana, unless they pee glue, TP won't stick to them anymore than it sticks to us.



Unless they pee 'glue'.. oh no you didn't ... LMAO ..

And I don't believe the Sticky TP story anymore than you gals do.. its just what I WAS TOLD



No excuse!! They can peel it off of their thingy..that's all!!!
jantany26 Posted:

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Posted by jozieb0925


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by btrflygrl


Posted by FeliciaDA


I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?




I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible



I'm with you Shana, unless they pee glue, TP won't stick to them anymore than it sticks to us.



Unless they pee 'glue'.. oh no you didn't ... LMAO ..

And I don't believe the Sticky TP story anymore than you gals do.. its just what I WAS TOLD



No excuse!! They can peel it off of their thingy..that's all!!!



Jozie, you are killing me. pimp.
jozieb0925 Posted:

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Posted by jantany26


Posted by jozieb0925


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by btrflygrl


Posted by FeliciaDA


I've been told they don't pat down their pee-pees bc the TP STICKS to it?




I don't know about that! I think it's an excuse to do as little as possible



I'm with you Shana, unless they pee glue, TP won't stick to them anymore than it sticks to us.



Unless they pee 'glue'.. oh no you didn't ... LMAO ..

And I don't believe the Sticky TP story anymore than you gals do.. its just what I WAS TOLD



No excuse!! They can peel it off of their thingy..that's all!!!



Jozie, you are killing me. pimp.



PrincessConsuela Posted:

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this thread is soo funny i almost peed myself

as billy madison would say

Billy: 'Peeing your pants is the coolest.' Billy: 'No, I will not make out
... You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants
marymoon Posted:

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Wait..how did you guys know I didn't mean I wanted to clean his 'wiener' with bleach?
06NovBride Posted:

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Posted by marymoon

Wait..how did you guys know I didn't mean I wanted to clean his 'wiener' with bleach?



marymoon Posted:

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or does he have enough 'bleach' already?

jozieb0925 Posted:

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Posted by marymoon

Wait..how did you guys know I didn't mean I wanted to clean his 'wiener' with bleach?



HAAHAHAHA..you are a clean freak!!!

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