OMG!! I was chewing my chicken salad as I was reading this!!! I almost choked!!
Goldi1021
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Posted by SIBride06
Posted by Goldi1021
Ok.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Smack his sister in the back of her head!
OMG!! I was chewing my chicken salad as I was reading this!!! I almost choked!!
Gives new meaning to 'choking the chicken'!
cindyandkevin
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You girls are too funny!!!! I like this one:
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room' A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: 'The big sissy'
SIBride06
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Re: Can this day go any slower??
Posted by Goldi1021
Posted by SIBride06
Posted by Goldi1021
Ok.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Smack his sister in the back of her head!
OMG!! I was chewing my chicken salad as I was reading this!!! I almost choked!!
Gives new meaning to 'choking the chicken'!
Leslie.. You are out of control.. You just made my afternoon!! You go girl with your bad self!
