Casual Response Card wording?

My mom is doing a day-after brunch and I told her I would make postcards for people to reply so that she can have a headcount.

My formal invitations say 'The favour of your reply is requested by ___' Or some crap like that.

This is more casual than that. How should I word the response card?

How about 'come to my d a m n brunch'? Sorry, I'm feeling frisky today

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Posted by heatherandrichie

How about 'come to my d a m n brunch'? Sorry, I'm feeling frisky today

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___ coming to the da mn brunch
___ Hel! no!

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Posted by melbalalala

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Posted by heatherandrichie

How about 'come to my d a m n brunch'? Sorry, I'm feeling frisky today

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___ coming to the da mn brunch
___ Hel! no!

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Yeah, that would work. Or how about 'should we count your fat azz in' or not bizatch

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Posted by Nina

We would love for you to join us for a casual brunch the morning after(or whenever , or however) Please rsvp to... no later than..

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Perfect, thanks Nina!

No Prob my love

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Posted by hcshea255

Dude....brunch...are ya commin?

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Posted by hcshea255

Dude....brunch...are ya commin?

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DONT YOU WANT TO COME TO THE D@MN BRUNCH?!?!

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Posted by melbalalala

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Posted by hcshea255

Dude....brunch...are ya commin?

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DONT YOU WANT TO COME TO THE D@MN BRUNCH?!?!

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