Christmas Eve's Eve Ha-Ha's
Oh, girl. The shoes…the weird sexy lingerie upper half of her dress — which, by the way, is a mullet dress, if you want to get into proper terminology. I’m not sure exactly where she went wrong along the way, but where she ended up is a confusing and somewhat slutty place. I really am curious about those shoes. PS: On a sweet note, the looks the bride and groom are giving each other are pretty adorable.
Hairstyle by the Smoke Monster from Lost
Daaaaaamn. I don’t know if I’d want to be dragged back to her lair, if you know what I’m sayin’. Who knows what a woman whose *hair* can’t be contained is capable of?! I mean, the poor veil can’t even fit over that ‘do. She looks happy, so I’m happy for her, but that hairstyle has GOT ta go. I feel like there’s a whole den of creatures living inside of it.
I don’t know what’s happening here, but I like it. I like the halter dude in the front, I like the criss-cross high kicks, and I like the floral 90s one-piece worn by the guy in the straw hat. I actually have a very random Christmas ornament of a woman dressed in that exact outfit. (I got it in Florida.) Basically, this group of lads/assumed groomsmen inspires me to have better friends, and I call that a WIN.
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When posing nude for a room full of novice artists, make sure to tuck in your tampon string. #LFMF
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If you decide to pee down the shower drain, make sure you are indeed showering, not merely dreaming that you are showering. #LFMF
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When a £1000 laptop and a 38p pack of biscuits are falling off the table, the item you should catch is the LAPTOP. #LFMF
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No matter how many staple removers you try, you can't pick a Xeroxed staple off the page. Can punch an impressive hole it it, though. #LFMF
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If your husband approaches you with an old tee shirt and asks if it stinks, politely decline sniffing it. #LFMF
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When coming out of the stall in the ladies restroom to find a guy standing in line, don't ask him what he's doing in the ladies room. 'He' is a she and will become emotionally distraught at being mistaken for a male. #LFMF
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There's no need to call the emergency doctor, asparagus makes everyone's pee smell like that. #LFMF
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When doing a report on antique technology and looking for pictures, spell 'grandfather clocks' correctly. #LFMF
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GIRLS!
