'Christmas In an Elementary School'
Got this e-mailed to me by a girl in my program, I thought some of the teachers might find this amusing ![]()
CHRISTMAS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Children scream, they’re not listenin’
When they go, we don’t miss ‘em
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin’ in an Elementary School.
Christmas comes, they’re excited
Though our nerves, they’ve ignited,
They’re off of the walls; they run in the halls,
Workin’ in an Elementary School.
In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin’
And we know that they are really wound.
Someone hits, the other says, “I’m tellin’!”
And that is when our heads begin to pound.
Pretty soon we’ll be restin’
Cause our nerves, they’ve been testin’
We’re happy it’s clear,
It comes once a year-
Christmas in an Elementary School!
CHRISTMAS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)
Children scream, they’re not listenin’
When they go, we don’t miss ‘em
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin’ in an Elementary School.
Christmas comes, they’re excited
Though our nerves, they’ve ignited,
They’re off of the walls; they run in the halls,
Workin’ in an Elementary School.
In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin’
And we know that they are really wound.
Someone hits, the other says, “I’m tellin’!”
And that is when our heads begin to pound.
Pretty soon we’ll be restin’
Cause our nerves, they’ve been testin’
We’re happy it’s clear,
It comes once a year-
Christmas in an Elementary School!
