Cleaning poem????

Hey Ladies,

I have a bridal shower to go to and I was thinking of doing all cleaning products....i saw that somewhere with a really cute poem....does anyone know it????

i found these 2 household poems

Household Poem #1
It is only fair that we let 'her name' in on a little SECRET. ' (his name)' may be FANTASTIC but wait
until she finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen
and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE
up close. We all AGREE that 'her name and his name' will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for
you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

or


Household Poem #2

Dear (her name), You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when
you find (his name) is not always MR. CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might
VANISH. (his name) will always bring you CHEER and you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE
and give him your ALL. To (her name and his name) the Best of Luck & Good Fortune in the years to
come. And may (his name) always be your HONEY

i found this one too

Dear Rebecca,

We gather together with you to celebrate the --1-- (dawn) of a new --2--
(era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure --3-- (joy) but
Let's take a moment and talk about the others.

There may come a time when you realize your big --4-- (brawny) guy isn't
Necessarily --5-- (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches
Occur, don't --6-- (shout) or send up an --7-- (SOS). Go --8-- (easy-on)
Him. Hopefully the --9-- (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will
--10-- (vanish), and things will --11-- (bounce) back to normal.

We think you and Greg are a --12-- (fantastic) couple with a --13--(zest)
For life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you
As you and Greg --14-- (pledge) to spend your lives as one.

We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to
--15-- (snuggle).


Love,
The Bridal Party