corney joke
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together
In a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks
His head
Out of the hole, sniffs the air
And said,
'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'
The mama mole sticks her head
Out of the hole,
Sniffs the air and said,
'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'
Now baby mole is trying
To stick his head
Out of the hole to sniff the air,
But can't
Because the bigger moles
Are in the way.
This makes him whine,
'Geez, all I can smell is....
MOLEASSES!
In a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks
His head
Out of the hole, sniffs the air
And said,
'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'
The mama mole sticks her head
Out of the hole,
Sniffs the air and said,
'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!'
Now baby mole is trying
To stick his head
Out of the hole to sniff the air,
But can't
Because the bigger moles
Are in the way.
This makes him whine,
'Geez, all I can smell is....
MOLEASSES!
