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Couples, before you call a handyman....

Jenn n Lance Posted:

Couples, before you call a handyman....

I was just posting about everything breaking/going wrong at once, and I remembered I forgot to share my funny story!!

Our washing machine broke. It just kept filling up with water, wouldn't work for like a week.

So we call a fix-it dude, and he meets my FH at the apartment while I'm at work still.
The professional washing machine guy and my FH are standing there staring at the washer (so I'm told later) and FH says in his manly way, 'Yeah, so I tried everything, and this thing is just broken, it's done.'

Washing-machine fixer guy reaches into the pump, says 'I feel something here, prolly a sock....'
OH NO-, oh, no, not a sock. It's MY SEXY LIME GREEN THONG! Yes, my FH just stood in silence as Fix-It -Guy stood up, in silence, and handed him my green thong!

FH just said: 'So, how much do I owe you?'
'60 bucks.'

The lesson: get all your underpants in a row before calling your washing machine mechanic!!
cmrcmr0430 Posted:

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Vicky423 Posted:

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thats too funny
HelenZ Posted:

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Dnn518 Posted:

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OMG!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
PegaLega Posted:

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OMG
EverlovingEv Posted:

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zenergy47 Posted:

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that is sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JazzyT Posted:

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bettybcafe Posted:

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Oh my God!! Im coughing..thats how hard I'm laughing..
JIFFY Posted:

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That is one of the best stories I heard!!
milana Posted:

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oh mannnn!! too funny!
twinkletoes807 Posted:

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Fukkin priceless!!!
snydl40 Posted:

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butapecan3 Posted:

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TnOiOnL Posted:

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OMG!!!!!! my FH wouldve been like- NICE I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT!
neener1211 Posted:

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That is freakin hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vmystique33 Posted:

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natseven Posted:

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I'm sure the washing machine mechanic could tell many more stories just like yours.
KandR419 Posted:

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