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Coworkers...Got any weird ones?

mybabylovesmoi Posted:

Coworkers...Got any weird ones?

There seems to be a few work vents today and Z100 was talking about 'the office creeper.' Every office has a couple of people that make you go

Describe yours!
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

Re: Coworkers...Got any weird ones?

There is one guy (very well paid!) who is seriously a SCRUB! He would go and fill a container at the cafeteria with food from the buffet and walk around eating from it before he goes to have it weighed! LIke walking around with pit stains and a drumstick in his mouth.

One bagel friday, I witnessed him using a knife to pick all the raisins out of the communal bowl of cinnamon raisin chreem cheese and eat them.
amandamichael Posted:

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oh god todays my perfect day!!
you know the girl that thinks shes in charge- that finishes your sentences - that tries to help everyone- thats in your face telling you whats right? the one that runs to the fedex so that she signs for it?: the controk freak--- the one thats gunna tell me how short my dress is------yea shes my office pain in the ***

i wanna strangle this woman- its like- back off already lady!!!!
kedra5 Posted:

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

There is one guy (very well paid!) who is seriously a SCRUB! He would go and fill a container at the cafeteria with food from the buffet and walk around eating from it before he goes to have it weighed! LIke walking around with pit stains and a drumstick in his mouth.

One bagel friday, I witnessed him using a knife to pick all the raisins out of the communal bowl of cinnamon raisin chreem cheese and eat them.



amandamichael Posted:

Re: Coworkers...Got any weird ones?


Posted by kedra5


Posted by mybabylovesmoi

There is one guy (very well paid!) who is seriously a SCRUB! He would go and fill a container at the cafeteria with food from the buffet and walk around eating from it before he goes to have it weighed! LIke walking around with pit stains and a drumstick in his mouth.

One bagel friday, I witnessed him using a knife to pick all the raisins out of the communal bowl of cinnamon raisin chreem cheese and eat them.







ewwwwww
evita2781 Posted:

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

There is one guy (very well paid!) who is seriously a SCRUB! He would go and fill a container at the cafeteria with food from the buffet and walk around eating from it before he goes to have it weighed! LIke walking around with pit stains and a drumstick in his mouth.

One bagel friday, I witnessed him using a knife to pick all the raisins out of the communal bowl of cinnamon raisin chreem cheese and eat them.




HAHA that's gross
Pacie Posted:

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They just let go of our office creeper. He used to hover behind people for no apparent reason. Curse and mumble stuff as he walked through the halls. Pretty recently i was talking to one of my coworkers about random stuff and we caught him hiding behind my cubical wall eavesdropping!!! Now that's a creep

Chanwich Posted:

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we have a guy in the lab down the hall who wears the same clothes multiple days a week. In a row. Without washing them. Everyone calls him sketchy Mike and he thinks its funny to be weird. I don't get it. Its hot down here, change your clothes! ugh.
kedra5 Posted:

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Posted by Pacie

They just let go of our office creeper. He used to hover behind people for no apparent reason. Curse and mumble stuff as he walked through the halls. Pretty recently i was talking to one of my coworkers about random stuff and we caught him hiding behind my cubical wall eavesdropping!!! Now that's a creep



Sounds like Milton from Office Space hahahahahah
amandamichael Posted:

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Posted by Chanwich

we have a guy in the lab down the hall who wears the same clothes multiple days a week. In a row. Without washing them. Everyone calls him sketchy Mike and he thinks its funny to be weird. I don't get it. Its hot down here, change your clothes! ugh.



haha ive got someone here thats been wearing the same sweater- not a joke for 3 months now- its with her every day it makes me want to buy her another one--- like helllo-- ppl notice these things- you cant possibly wash it every day---uckkk
chreesta Posted:

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Haha. Mine is totally not as bad as the cream cheese raisins

I work with this one guy who is such a jerk. He's like two years old. Everytime he walks past my desk he pulls my chair out (with me on it).

He is constantly making anti-women remarks (it's only one other woman and me in the office).

When he found I got engaged he told me that sooner than later my ring won't fit. I asked why that was. So, he proceeded to tell me the following joke:

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

AngnShaun Posted:

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-there are two guys that are buyers here... they are kinda annoying with each other... they constantly tease each other... but they arent funny so its more annoying than anything else...

yesterday one of them said the other ones name like NOT EVEN JOKING 50 times in a row... i had to yell at him and ask him to stop... i cant wait till monday when they are in their own seperate office than me and i dont have to hear them go back and forth...

- a woman i work with asks me every day if 'i'm inspired' for lunch... i told her one day.. im rarely inspired... hoping she would take the hint and stop asking... but she hasnt...
DMLHeartsCRM Posted:

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Posted by amandamichael

oh god todays my perfect day!!
you know the girl that thinks shes in charge- that finishes your sentences - that tries to help everyone- thats in your face telling you whats right? the one that runs to the fedex so that she signs for it?: the controk freak--- the one thats gunna tell me how short my dress is------yea shes my office pain in the ***

i wanna strangle this woman- its like- back off already lady!!!!



OMG!!!! totally the beyotch who sits behind me mon-thursday. The lord loves me enough to give her off on fridays. But my sister and I have to fight the urge to stab her with pens and pencils and throw staplers at her. She rats me out all the time, for being on FB or LIW. But my job (among being the office beyotch....admin assistant....) is to run the company facebook!!!!


...But if anyone asks I'm selling alarms on here to my fellow brides to be, just purchasing new homes. (if you really want one let me know!!!)


I also have the skeevy old men, who smell like babypowder and death!!!
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

Re: Coworkers...Got any weird ones?


Posted by Pacie

They just let go of our office creeper. He used to hover behind people for no apparent reason. Curse and mumble stuff as he walked through the halls. Pretty recently i was talking to one of my coworkers about random stuff and we caught him hiding behind my cubical wall eavesdropping!!! Now that's a creep



AHAHAH lolll we have one too!!! My coworker calls him 'the Burger King' since he will just pop out of nowhere and stare at you without saying anything like the commercials. CREEPYYY
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

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Posted by Chanwich

we have a guy in the lab down the hall who wears the same clothes multiple days a week. In a row. Without washing them. Everyone calls him sketchy Mike and he thinks its funny to be weird. I don't get it. Its hot down here, change your clothes! ugh.



OMG!!! that reminds me of another creeper who has DRESS PANTS hanging all over his cubicle. He comes to work in jogging shorts (he's out of shape) then changes into one of three dress pants that he keeps in his cubicle.

At 5 o clock he changes back into his shorts.

I don't think he EVER washes them!
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

Re: Coworkers...Got any weird ones?


Posted by chreesta

Haha. Mine is totally not as bad as the cream cheese raisins

I work with this one guy who is such a jerk. He's like two years old. Everytime he walks past my desk he pulls my chair out (with me on it).

He is constantly making anti-women remarks (it's only one other woman and me in the office).

When he found I got engaged he told me that sooner than later my ring won't fit. I asked why that was. So, he proceeded to tell me the following joke:

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.




omggggg lolll how do you respond to that???

LOL next time he pulls your chair, kick him in the shins. whatta a$$hole
DMLHeartsCRM Posted:

Re: Coworkers...Got any weird ones?


Posted by chreesta

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.




Isn't that considered some form of harassment or discrimination or something??!! Bc i'd totally be offended and snap..
mybabylovesmoi Posted:

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Posted by AngnShaun

-there are two guys that are buyers here... they are kinda annoying with each other... they constantly tease each other... but they arent funny so its more annoying than anything else...

yesterday one of them said the other ones name like NOT EVEN JOKING 50 times in a row... i had to yell at him and ask him to stop... i cant wait till monday when they are in their own seperate office than me and i dont have to hear them go back and forth...

- a woman i work with asks me every day if 'i'm inspired' for lunch... i told her one day.. im rarely inspired... hoping she would take the hint and stop asking... but she hasnt...



ugh how annoyinggg
evita2781 Posted:

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we used to have an office creep that walked like Mr. Burns from the simpson and always had his hand kinda pointing downwards. Anyways, he was obsessed with a few girls in the office ,me being one of them. One day my coworker and I were walkin around the office and found colored printed 8x11 pictures of ourselves hanging on his wall. Some of me and just my coworker, some with him - but the guys in the office wouldn't drop it - they called it his shrine - it was pretty embarassing b/c I stood out like a mofo esp with long blonde hair back then. thankgoodness he's gone!

mybabylovesmoi Posted:

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Posted by DMLHeartsCRM


Posted by amandamichael

oh god todays my perfect day!!
you know the girl that thinks shes in charge- that finishes your sentences - that tries to help everyone- thats in your face telling you whats right? the one that runs to the fedex so that she signs for it?: the controk freak--- the one thats gunna tell me how short my dress is------yea shes my office pain in the ***

i wanna strangle this woman- its like- back off already lady!!!!



OMG!!!! totally the beyotch who sits behind me mon-thursday. The lord loves me enough to give her off on fridays. But my sister and I have to fight the urge to stab her with pens and pencils and throw staplers at her. She rats me out all the time, for being on FB or LIW. But my job (among being the office beyotch....admin assistant....) is to run the company facebook!!!!





ewww how annoying! tattletale

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