Coworkers...Got any weird ones?

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by Pacie

They just let go of our office creeper. He used to hover behind people for no apparent reason. Curse and mumble stuff as he walked through the halls. Pretty recently i was talking to one of my coworkers about random stuff and we caught him hiding behind my cubical wall eavesdropping!!! Now that's a creep

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AHAHAH lolll we have one too!!! My coworker calls him 'the Burger King' since he will just pop out of nowhere and stare at you without saying anything like the commercials. CREEPYYY

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lmao 'TheBurger Kind' that is awesome and so on target!

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Posted by evita2781

we used to have an office creep that walked like Mr. Burns from the simpson and always had his hand kinda pointing downwards. Anyways, he was obsessed with a few girls in the office ,me being one of them. One day my coworker and I were walkin around the office and found colored printed 8x11 pictures of ourselves hanging on his wall. Some of me and just my coworker, some with him - but the guys in the office wouldn't drop it - they called it his shrine - it was pretty embarassing b/c I stood out like a mofo esp with long blonde hair back then. thankgoodness he's gone!

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OMG!!! That is really creepy.

Lol Evita...Mr. Burns...Excellent!

There is a creepy guy (in his 40's) that scopes out all the young chicks here too. One christmas he gave us all teddy bears (really cheap ones...some looked used). he gave my friend the biggest one and he especially had his eye on her.

That year we had an office 'wishing tree' where people hung folded notes. One day my friend and I were reading them and most of them said stuff like 'a motorcycle', 'world peace', but one said, in very creepy writing,

'For Lisa to be my friend.'

Lisa was my coworker who got the biggest Teddy of all! LOLLLL it was def this creeper who wrote that wish.

Sadly, that wish never came true.

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Lol Evita...Mr. Burns...Excellent!

There is a creepy guy (in his 40's) that scopes out all the young chicks here too. One christmas he gave us all teddy bears (really cheap ones...some looked used). he gave my friend the biggest one and he especially had his eye on her.

That year we had an office 'wishing tree' where people hung folded notes. One day my friend and I were reading them and most of them said stuff like 'a motorcycle', 'world peace', but one said, in very creepy writing,

'For Lisa to be my friend.'

Lisa was my coworker who got the biggest Teddy of all! LOLLLL it was def this creeper who wrote that wish.

Sadly, that wish never came true.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhh that is CREEPY!!! she mustve been freakin out!! I know I would be!

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Lol Evita...Mr. Burns...Excellent!

There is a creepy guy (in his 40's) that scopes out all the young chicks here too. One christmas he gave us all teddy bears (really cheap ones...some looked used). he gave my friend the biggest one and he especially had his eye on her.

That year we had an office 'wishing tree' where people hung folded notes. One day my friend and I were reading them and most of them said stuff like 'a motorcycle', 'world peace', but one said, in very creepy writing,

'For Lisa to be my friend.'

Lisa was my coworker who got the biggest Teddy of all! LOLLLL it was def this creeper who wrote that wish.

Sadly, that wish never came true.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhh that is CREEPY!!! she mustve been freakin out!! I know I would be!

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LOL, we were both dying of laughter and gagging. Soooo creeeepy!! And we did a handwriting comparison (he works in the mailroom).

Yup. Twas a match!

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

LOL, we were both dying of laughter and gagging. Soooo creeeepy!! And we did a handwriting comparison (he works in the mailroom).

Yup. Twas a match!

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you almost have to feel bad for them....so sad...so sad

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Posted by DMLHeartsCRM

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Posted by chreesta

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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Isn't that considered some form of harassment or discrimination or something??!! Bc i'd totally be offended and snap..

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Probably too bad I work in an office with about six people and there really is no HR!

Everyone just knows that this guy is wildly inappropraite and rolls their eyes

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Posted by evita2781

we used to have an office creep that walked like Mr. Burns from the simpson and always had his hand kinda pointing downwards. Anyways, he was obsessed with a few girls in the office ,me being one of them. One day my coworker and I were walkin around the office and found colored printed 8x11 pictures of ourselves hanging on his wall. Some of me and just my coworker, some with him - but the guys in the office wouldn't drop it - they called it his shrine - it was pretty embarassing b/c I stood out like a mofo esp with long blonde hair back then. thankgoodness he's gone!

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OMG! That's so scary!

There's this guy at work that is completely head over heels in love with me. He texts me about 50 times a day and will randomly hug me. It's so weird......






















I work with FH.


Oh, and at my part-time job I'm the only employee. No weird co-workers for me!

MINE is a GROWN MAN, my parents age and he's an effing moring. But that's besides the point.

He's constantly farting and blwing his nose and perfomring various other bodily functions in public without trying to disguise them.

Our District Manager was in one day and this guy was havign issues cause he doesn't know how to do anything so he was just standing there staring at the computer screen making a face and the DM goes, So and so, are you ok? And he goes, no, I think I have diarrhea...


WHO SAYS THAT TO THEIR BOSSS??


He's just so gross.

I have multiple weirdos at my job

We have a cleaner who walks around with a mop in a dirty water bucket..STINKS of cigars and wants everyone to call his Captain because of his captain hat

Oh and he curses under his breath to everyone so do not walk near him if he mopping