Craziest Date with FH Stories!

What is your craziest date with your FH?

Mine was probably on our second date... we were going to the beach at dusk to have a romantic walk and then to dinner afterwards. We got to the beach and took off our shoes, started walking towards the water, and then a few minutes later we both started to feel very itchy! We examined ourselves and realize we have both been horribly bitten by bugs on the beach! We ran back to the car and jumped inside. I had bites all over my hands and feet and face! The bites started to swell up and I was freaking out because here I was on this romantic date with a great guy, and some bugs come along, bite my face, and makes me swell up! (Well, FH had tons of bites and got a bit swollen too) We were so itchy and going insane, so instead of going out for dinner we got Chinese takeout, then went to his parents house because it was the closest place (they weren't home that weekend) and we really needed to get calamine lotion on our bites ASAP! Luckily we still laugh about it to this day!

Mine worse, probably 2nd date, lets just say I ended up in the emergency room....

It wasn't really a date, but it is how we spent one of our Friday nights.
When we first started dating FH lived 2 hours away in NJ and used to come to my house for the weekends. He was on his way to my house and his car broke down on the Belt Parkway. He luckily was able to make it off one of the exits. So I drove out to meet up with him while he waited for the tow truck. It took me about an hour and a half to get to him (Friday night rush hour traffic) and we sat and waited at least another 4 hours for the tow. The guy finally got there and roadside assistance said they would tow the car back to NJ but the driver said we had to follow him back to the dealership in my car.
So we get back into friday night traffic and make our way to the GWB. The tow truck driver in front of us slams his brakes all of the sudden to stop at a light and FH's car goes flying into the back window of the flatbed (ie the guy didn't strap the car down properly). So now the front of FH's car is all crashed in on top of it not starting.
Then there are intermittent closures on the GWB and we wound up sitting in the same spot on the Cross bronx for an hour. Literally not moving, I had my shoes off and the car in park.
After we finally cross the George we lose the tow truck driver who refused to take directions from us and insisted he would just follow us. So we get to the dealership at 1 am and a half hour later the driver shows up with the car. He unloads the car and FH and I start driving to his house in my car and the damn flat tire light comes on. Thankfully we didn't have a flat but it would have been typical of our night if we did.

hmm... good question! haha we've had a lot of crazy ones! maybe it was the time that we went to a GnR concert. it was the snowiest day ever, and billy's mustang doesn't really handle it too well. we were sliding all over the place, and of course were running late. we finally find a parking space, and run like crazy to catch the train!

we made it and had a great time, but afterwards someone was a little too drunk, so i had to navigate us to my uncles house where we were spending the night. i somehow found the key that they left for us, and went to sleep. the next morning my little cousins were jumping on us asking who the boy was with kimmie? hahaha

sadly--or fortunately, depending how you look at it--i don't have any good stories to contribute here. but...

my friend leann went away for the weekend with her husband before they were married. let's just say they didn't let the sheets get cold even for a second, and leann has a reputation for being a little 'wild' in the sack so he, ahem, reaches climax and instead of being white like normal it's pink. the 2 of them race to the ER, terrified that something tragic has happened--maybe they broke his thing the doctor said he burst a few blood vessels from being 'a little too rough' and he told them to 'take it easy.'

his thing still works, btw.

FH's best friend and his girlfriend were visiting us so we drove up to Seattle to see the Mariners play the Yankees when they were in town. So of course we go to the bar before, have a few and walk over to the stadium. FH and his buddy consume many MANY more beers. His friends gf and I go to the bathroom and come back to find FH and his friend were missing. A police officer taps me on the shoulder and asks me if 'I was looking for these idiots' and there is FH and his friend being held back by police officers and some other guy being held back with a cup of beer poured all over his head. Turns out they had gotten into a fight with this other guy while we were in the bathroom. We all were escorted out of the stadium by the police, after which FH decided to scream at the police officers, knock over a newspaper stand, scream at me in the middle of the street and was this close to getting arrested. Did he remember any of it the next day? NOPE!

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Posted by ItalianMcBride09

Mine worse, probably 2nd date, lets just say I ended up in the emergency room....

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OMG U HAVE TO TELL WHY!!

For those of you who havnt heard this....
(and for those of you who fm me last time saying that they were peeing themselves from it)

Okay, so fh and I went on like a million dates before I even admitted that we were dating. Shortly after like, 4 months we went to a nice resturant and went to dessert, etc...

That night in the car he went to kiss me goodbye and said 'so the guys asked where I was going tonight and I told them with my girlfriend, is that okay?'

So i panicked and said 'No thats not'

Fast forward to two hours later

fh and I am on the phone and here is the convo:

FH:So, jenny what is this between us?
Me: 'A phone'
FH'No, i mean right now, what is this?'
Me: A day

needless to say he loves me still :)

I got a bloody nose while waiting on line out east for a hay ride, and (TMI) I soaked both his gloves and my gloves with blood, we had to leave and stop at a gross gas station....mind you we were with another couple that I just met.... then he rushed me to the hospital and they did nothing because it was Riverhead and they stink there....but all better now!! I just have always had problems like this but it was so

HHMMMM.... We were going out for about a month and we went out to the city with his friends as well as mine. Well I was put on meds the day before for back pain. I took them the night before we went out and it made me pass out completely so I knew NOT to take them the next day since we were going to the city......
Well little did I realize the meds were still in my system!!! We were at a club and we had a table so got free shots and a bottle from the owner and we were ALL drinking like crazy but, I was the only one that PASSED OUT!!!!! With the drinking and meds still in my system it wasnt good! I remember right before I fell I told FH that I loved him!!!! I remember him picking me up and carrying me out of this club and putting me on the hood of his friends car while everyone packed into the car!!! As we were drving home everyone else passed out and the driver, his friend, passed out as soon as we got in front of FH's house where we all slept. FH was the only one up and he got his camera and took pics of his friend and I all snuggled up in the car . We always joke that he is my snuggle bunny.
That was the last time I did shots and took meds before going out!!!

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Posted by beram63

sadly--or fortunately, depending how you look at it--i don't have any good stories to contribute here. but...

my friend leann went away for the weekend with her husband before they were married. let's just say they didn't let the sheets get cold even for a second, and leann has a reputation for being a little 'wild' in the sack so he, ahem, reaches climax and instead of being white like normal it's pink. the 2 of them race to the ER, terrified that something tragic has happened--maybe they broke his thing the doctor said he burst a few blood vessels from being 'a little too rough' and he told them to 'take it easy.'

his thing still works, btw.

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This wouldn't really be classified as 'crazy' but...

FH and I weren't an official couple yet but it was when he had already moved to VA and it was my first time visiting him there. I had a little 'girl problem' sooner than I expected and didn't have any backup. So, we had to take a midnight trip to WalMart to get me some women stuff. He was so good about it but it wasn't exactly how I wanted the night to go. We still laugh about it.

probably... the first time we went to the city to see a show together (RENT) we had the most romantic dinner after......and then we started to head back to the train... well i had a complete and total panic attack in penn station.. felt like i was going to pass out..... had to sit down on the floor of penn because i felt like i was going to HYPERVENTILATE!!!! FH was sooooo good about it and completely talked me through it.. talked me onto the train..... and home hehehe