cute joke
Why Parents Go Gray and Loose Their Hair
The boss of a big company needed to call one of
his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper, 'Hello.'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No.'
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, 'Is your mommy there?'
'Yes.'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employee's home, the boss
asked,' May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman', came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard
what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, 'What is
that noise?'
'A hello-copper' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now
alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered,
'The search team just landed the hello-copper.'
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a
little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied along
with a muffled giggle:
'ME.'
The boss of a big company needed to call one of
his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper, 'Hello.'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No.'
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, 'Is your mommy there?'
'Yes.'
'May I talk with her?'
Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employee's home, the boss
asked,' May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman', came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard
what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, 'What is
that noise?'
'A hello-copper' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now
alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered,
'The search team just landed the hello-copper.'
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a
little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied along
with a muffled giggle:
'ME.'
