Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see
your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
