Dear Mom~ I love you to death, but I wanted to strangle you the other day when you called me 4 times to talk wedding stuff when I was at work. And please stop telling me that everything will be ok. I know it will and I realize that you are only saying it to calm yourself down.
And there is no way in hell that you friend's band will be playing at our e-party.
XOXOXOXO
Kimbalina
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Dear Mom~ I love you to death, but I wanted to strangle you the other day when you called me 4 times to talk wedding stuff when I was at work. And please stop telling me that everything will be ok. I know it will and I realize that you are only saying it to calm yourself down.
And there is no way in hell that you friend's band will be playing at our e-party.
XOXOXOXO
YOUR mom too huh!!!!
kimNanthony
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Dear FMIL:
Get over yourself and stop being so self centered. FH and I are not letting you get in the way of us having a good time at E-party!
Love Always FDIL.... Just wanted to put that out there! LMAO
Wow, I have the same exact problem!!
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BOSS,
Cant wait for you to take ur Long trip to London SO I CAN BE ON NYCWeddings ALL DAY =)
violiz
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Dear Dad,
Why can't you call your sister and coordinate things better (and by Monday like you said you would) to figure out whether May 26th is good so I can set things for my freaking e party?!
Love you! Your favorite, but exhausted daughter
failurebydsign
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dear FH, propose already
love, the girl who is going to plan a wedding without you asking her
Kimbalina
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dear FH, propose already
love, the girl who is going to plan a wedding without you asking her
awwww thats kinda cute!
KickinDandelions
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Nosy Co-workers,
Just because I pass by FH without smiling and blushing does NOT mean we're fighting...
...well even if it does, you have no right to say out loud to FH 'What have you done this time?' behind my back!! I'm mad, not deaf....
Kimbalina
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Nosy Co-workers,
Just because I pass by FH without smiling and blushing does NOT mean we're fighting...
...well even if it does, you have no right to say out loud to FH 'What have you done this time?' behind my back!! I'm mad, not deaf....
YIKES,, I would be throwing fist!! LOL
KickinDandelions
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they think it's 'cute'...
sigh
LuvMyAlfonse
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next time you walk past him make sexual comments - like 'hey 10 inches', 'Thanks for the rugburn on my back stud', and when you are fighting, say 'I can't wait for the make-up sex babe. I'm gonna stay extra mad at you so it will be extra hot later.'
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They also love to hear how wedding planning is going since the two of us call vendors during work and don't have much privacy (we have a very relaxed atmosphere here)...and they love to watch over my shoulder as I look through dresses and stuff...
I shouldn't complain too much...I haven't been fired for being on LIWeddings all day...yet!!
Kimbalina
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HA!! I like the 10' that would definatley make HIM blush!
SugaBeans
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you girls really crack me up!!!!!!!
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Dear expensive self-tanning lotion,
Granted it was my fault for using you...but you are god-awful. I thought because I spent some extra dough that you'd give me different results. I am orange. And we're not talking about a light orange - we're talking about 'holy shitt - I'm bright-effing-orange!!!' Why can't someone figure out how to make you so that you turn me a nice shade of BROWN!?
Oh, and you STINK too! I can't wait to see the person's face who I sit next to on the plane to Florida. They'll be LESS than thrilled, I'm sure.
On the flip side, you make my e-ring look RIDICULOUSLY sparkly. So thanks for that.
Hearts, your pasty-white Irish friend
Jesses Girl
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Dear expensive self-tanning lotion,
Granted it was my fault for using you...but you are god-awful. I thought because I spent some extra dough that you'd give me different results. I am orange. And we're not talking about a light orange - we're talking about 'holy shitt - I'm bright-effing-orange!!!' Why can't someone figure out how to make you so that you turn me a nice shade of BROWN!?
Oh, and you STINK too! I can't wait to see the person's face who I sit next to on the plane to Florida. They'll be LESS than thrilled, I'm sure.
On the flip side, you make my e-ring look RIDICULOUSLY sparkly. So thanks for that.
Hearts, your pasty-white Irish friend
IVE BEEN THERE! haha
BubbasBride
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dear 7 train conductor.
must you constantly slam the brakes the entire ride? thanks for giving me morning sickness everyday without being pregnant!
FutureMrs.T
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dear 7 train conductor.
must you constantly slam the brakes the entire ride? thanks for giving me morning sickness everyday without being pregnant!
