Dear.....

Dear My Feet,

Must you blister with EVERY pair of shoes I buy? Boots, sneakers, ballet flats... nothing is safe. WHY??? How could you be so sensitive? I've been walking on you for going on 27 years now.

I'm going to go out and buy stock in Band-Aids, because it's your blisters that are surely keeping them in business. Then, with all the money I make, I'm going out and getting a manicure. No pedicure for you - you just sit there and be jealous.

Love,
Owwwwwwwwww

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Posted by Kimbalina

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Posted by LoveRocks

Dear Mom~
I love you to death, but I wanted to strangle you the other day when you called me 4 times to talk wedding stuff when I was at work. And please stop telling me that everything will be ok. I know it will and I realize that you are only saying it to calm yourself down.

And there is no way in hell that you friend's band will be playing at our e-party.

XOXOXOXO

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YOUR mom too huh!!!!

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I never saw your response to this... but, YES!! She's gone completely insane. After we booked our RH, we went back to my parents's house for dinner and she freaked out and cried in the bathroom!! ***? I just wish that she could calm down and actually enjoy the whole planning process with me.

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Posted by KickinDandelions

Nosy Co-workers,

Just because I pass by FH without smiling and blushing does NOT mean we're fighting...

...well even if it does, you have no right to say out loud to FH 'What have you done this time?' behind my back!! I'm mad, not deaf....

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im guessing you work with FH

but i hate nosy co-workers- mind your own business!!!! and i would be pissed if someone said that as well behind my back to FH

Dear paperwork,
Will you please stop just sitting there and staring me in the face. I'm really trying to ignore you until after lunch. OH and I see you trying to get higher and higher but that's still not going to work. If you keep it up I'm going to put you in my 'pending' drawer.... out of site, out of mind!

Dear idiot cab driver

Thanks for coming 40 mins late to pick me up to take me to the LIRR, so late that i cant really wait for the next train, then telling you to drive me downtown...Taking the worst way downtown and taking an hour and a half to get there and making me an hour late to work...YOU IDIOT seriously stop driving if you dont know your way around.

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Posted by Espo22

Dear idiot cab driver

Thanks for coming 40 mins late to pick me up to take me to the LIRR, so late that i cant really wait for the next train, then telling you to drive me downtown...Taking the worst way downtown and taking an hour and a half to get there and making me an hour late to work...YOU IDIOT seriously stop driving if you dont know your way around.

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I can only imagine how much that fare cost!

Dear Boss,

I understand that you can't tell me what my raise is going to be yet..but you have been dangling it in front of me since DECEMBER. And now to tell me you won't know until the end of April is just not good enough. So you can take your Hermes bag and Christian Louboutin shoes and shove them you know where.


Love,
Your soon to be X employee

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Posted by kzecha

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Posted by Espo22

Dear idiot cab driver

Thanks for coming 40 mins late to pick me up to take me to the LIRR, so late that i cant really wait for the next train, then telling you to drive me downtown...Taking the worst way downtown and taking an hour and a half to get there and making me an hour late to work...YOU IDIOT seriously stop driving if you dont know your way around.

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I can only imagine how much that fare cost!

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thats the worst part, i could've just waited for the next LIRR and still got there earlier...late but not that late, maybe 15-20 mins

dear stupid me...

do i want to get fired? lol i keep getting caught by my boss being on LIW. i dont think he cares or even notices...but other employees get mad because i have the interent and they dont....

but i cant help it that i work with my cousin who is the technical support for my floor lololol- he gave me access to my addiction to LIW lol

love me
be smarter and more careful with going on LIW lol

dear FFIL

please stop reminding me that FH and I are too young to get married. we are not going to end in a divorce (and god forbid we do it wasnt because of our ages i am sure there would be a much bigger problem that we could not work out after much trying to work it out)

and i dont care if you think we are too young nor does FH so we are going to get married whether you like it or not...and we will prove to everyone that we do love each other so much and that there is no need to wait- cause when it is right it is right. i dont see the point in waiting until i am 30 like your older son did (and he was still telling him he was too young)

and stop telling me i should consult with you before i do anything major and when i dont get mad at me and tell me that i should have let you check it out first- like when i bought my car or booked the e-party or the DJ come on you dont know everyone in every business and cant get us a deal- and i dont want you to check it out before hand cause i know you will embarrass FH and I- and please dont think i am stupid and dont know what i am doing when i book a DJ or hall...UGHHH


love
FDIL- i am trying to be nice but its hard when you keep reminding me everytime you see me

Dear Life,

It really suxs that FSIL will also be moving with the kids. Already FH's others siblings live out of state with his nieces and nephew and once she goes all 7 kids will be out of state. And it won't be close so we can't go visit often like we do now. It is so difficult b/c we want to be a part of thier life and see them grow up. And then what if FMIL & FFIL decide to follow, then his whole immediate family will be outta state. It's not fair

My work is in the city and my family is here, so we cannot move any time soon....a couple a years maybe who knows. It is so fusturating. And it stinks not being able to do anything about it.

From,
Sad me

Dear Stomach,

STOP GROWLING! We just ate and you're still not satisfied? Buck up and quit complaining

Love,
the hand that feeds you...

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Posted by KickinDandelions

Dear Stomach,

STOP GROWLING! We just ate and you're still not satisfied? Buck up and quit complaining

Love,
the hand that feeds you...

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love this!!!

i just wish it weren't true


...going up to the cafeteria...again