In truth, it is because you look like a drag queen when you do your own makeup.
cds58019
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Dear moody co-worker,
why is it that every day when you come in you are in a bad mood? And why do you continue to take it out on the rest of us that were having a good day. I dont kow if you have permant PMS or something but you really need to change your attitude ! You are not pleasant to work with and this why I avoid you as much as possible!!!
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Posted by FutureMrsRice
Dear Sister,
I know you think you are special because just you and I are getting our makeup done by a professional on my wedding day. In truth, it is because you look like a drag queen when you do your own makeup.
Love, Your sister
holy crap thats hysterical!
Soon2BMrsD
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Dear Bank-Account,
Why is it that your always EMPTY??? ya know.. it really stinks and makes me do this
Smooches, poor college student that cant put the $$ in the account
DGoldfarb0776
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Dear Construction People,
Why is it that when you started doing construction over a year ago at the center that I have been working at for over 7 years you just seem to make yourselves at home and expect us to sit back and take it? You guys sit and get nothing done all day long and if something is done the job was done wrong and we can't get that fixed till that gets complained about. Also you left the building without a working boiler and we're all freezing to death here all winter long.
Come on you lazy bums, get off your behinds and get something done right for a change!
Sincerely, Aggrivated City Employee
LuvMyAlfonse
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Dear hostile people,
Take your hostility and shove it up your asss. It's completely unnecessary. Quit your job, change your hair, move off the block. I hate to be the one to break it to you - but you and only you are responsible for your actions. Not your alcoholic father, or your trampy mom, or your significant other. You're too old to blame other people for your problems. When things go wrong, own up to it - you sissy. Last time I checked you were supposedly an adult. Act like it already.
Oh, and liars out there - STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!
With disgust, Fed up with your cry-baby, mamsy-pamsy bullsh!t
And yes, I say this to people's faces. Sometimes more gently, but usually not.
soon2BMrsMcD
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Dear FH and my Dad,
Why must you get drunk EVERY time your together!! I'm sitting here right now listening to the two of you watch a Yankee game and I'm pissed. This was supposed to be a nice night for me and FH!!!
