Dear...

Dear snow,

You stink for ruining my plans to have my parents and the FILs over for dinner tomorrow.

Thanks alot!

Signed,
Cleaned for no good reason

Dear DELL,
I know the warranty expired on this computer, but it was a lemon from the beginning, therefore I feel you should replace it FREE OF CHARGE, and I feel your warranties on expensive equipment should be for more than two years!!!!!!

PS Your mouse is worn out too, and I feel it should last forever, as well as the computer!!!!!! Mary MAD

Dear Mortal Kombat,

Thank you for making me a PS2 widow for the last few weeks. Not to mention making my 30 yr old FH act like a teen again and spend his time staring at the tv and playing your silly violent bloody retarded game.

Jenn

Dear Principal,

Why oh why did you not suspend the child who punched another student in the head 3 times while I was holding him? You promised me a suspension and now I have this animal in my classroom, threatening, and mean. In the future let's try to keep our word.

Love,
Your wonderful 7th and 8th Grade Special Ed Teacher

Dear Healthy Food,
I'm trying to warm up to you but you just don't do it for me like the bad stuff. Why are you so boring and bland? You and my taste buds just don't get along and it's frustrating. Instead of me adapting to you, lets switch the role and you need to taste better soon!

Regards,
Kim

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Posted by FutureMrsG

Dear Migraine,
GO AWAY!! This is day five and I am completely fed up with your company!! Today is the second day I have had to stay home this week b/c I can not drive 25 miles each way to school with the throbbing pain and nausea you cause me- No amounts of prescription medicine seem to get you to move on!!

Samantha

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Just prayed for that migraine to go away, Samantha!!!!! Mary MOB

I'm so glad someone brought this back for the night crew

Dear law school,

Please stop charging me $40,000 a year and then asking me to generously contribute to the class gift. I think after I pay you $120K you owe ME a gift.

Love,
excited mac and cheese is on sale

Dear mom and fmil

give me the addresses so i could send out my save the date or else i am going to make u guys hand deliver them all and b done with it

ha actuallyy....'

dear eyeballs

stop turning blood red im real sick of people asking me why i smoke pot on my lunch break, do you really want me to look like a dork on my wedding day because you refuse to play nice with my contacts

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Posted by FutureMrsG

Dear Migraine,
GO AWAY!! This is day five and I am completely fed up with your company!! Today is the second day I have had to stay home this week b/c I can not drive 25 miles each way to school with the throbbing pain and nausea you cause me- No amounts of prescription medicine seem to get you to move on!!

Samantha

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Oh I feel your pain! I had a migrain for 2 days and it was finally gone this morning! Ihope yours goes away soon too!

Dear FH

I know you're working very hard in 'Q-School' to earn your PGA card in Tiger Woods '09 on the wii, but you do know it's not real, right?

Love,

Your concerned FFGW (Future Fake Golf Widow)

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Posted by geegee827

Dear FH

I know you're working very hard in 'Q-School' to earn your PGA card in Tiger Woods '09 on the wii, but you do know it's not real, right?

Love,

Your concerned FFGW (Future Fake Golf Widow)

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I almost peed myself.. Thats like my FH and his games aaaaahaha

Dear BM from hell... why cant you just get a life and stop trying to put me and my wedding plans down! get over it, i have better taste than you and what do you know about planning a wedding!? you got hitched and never planned a party in you're life! no matter how hard you try to do what you're trying to do you will NOT succeed! so get over it and how about you worry about you're own life and take better care of your daughter and make you're time useful of teaching her better manners and leave me, fh and our life alone! you will never get to me and i will never like you, you are my BM from hell and i wish i could just kick you out of my bridal party cause you are just a space i am wasting. but its ok, i will ignore you and you will not ruin this time for me nor my amazing day, so good luck... thank you and hope you have a nice day! :)


LMAO.. sorry girls, i just had to! :)

Dear Snowstorm,
If you for any reason delay my plane on sunday i will take a blow torch to you myself.I would love to go see my family that i have not seen in forever and show off my ring. Followed by a few days in disney. I start the nursing program jan 29 for 2 years straight can not even go on my honeymoon so please allow me to get this lil trip in before i go insane!!!

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Posted by geegee827

Dear FH

I know you're working very hard in 'Q-School' to earn your PGA card in Tiger Woods '09 on the wii, but you do know it's not real, right?

Love,

Your concerned FFGW (Future Fake Golf Widow)

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OMG!! I am hysterical!!!! I feel the same way about Madden 09 or whatever its called!

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Posted by coldasice217

Dear eyes,

Please stop doing disgusting things and feeling like theres a pebble under your eyelid. The bi-annual conjunctification marathon is getting really tired and old.

Love,
Ali's currently deformed face

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ALI THEY ARE TEAMING UP AGAINST US LOL

Dear house,

STAY CLEAN!

Thanks so much,
the maid

Dear Weather,

Please if you must snow do it all now so that on Feb13th through Feb 16th all is clear & people can travel with no problems & all will be beautiful for my wedding day which happens to be Feb 14th. I would greatly appreciate this!

Sincerely,
The bride that doesnt want to shovel her way out!