Dear....

Nurse at our Educational Facility:

We know you've only been here since September and things get crazy, and we ALL understand that it takes a while to get into the swing of things... BUT...

We have a flow in this office that was set up to reduce papers flying all over the place, I myself have showed you at least 6 times how to get through the system.. Don't just brush it off and keep throwing stuff on our desks... I HAVE THROWN YOUR LITTLE PAPERS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU FOR A REASON.. It's 2009.. USE EMAIL!! SAVE THE TREES...

Also,
You'll need to learn that going and crying to the Executive director will do nothing for you but tick her off and in addition, make life harder for everyone else, hence getting EVERYONE ticked off at you..

LEARN THE SYSTEM, FOLLOW IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT... It is what it is..

By the way, an occasional PLEASE & THANK YOU wouldn't hurt either.. We don't work for YOU, we have our own boss.

Love Always,
Us social workers in the office who now have to take on your HEALTH duties because you have no idea what you're doing and no desire to learn..

my turn.
dear office mates
the really a decent thing to do when someone sneezes is say 'God bless you!'.
love,
your decent office mate

how annoying.. at least its friday!

Dear office mates,

Please stop trying to make me feel guilty for making the decision to transfer to a new deptartment when it is a good career move for me. Way to be selfish!!

Thanks a bunch!!
Lori

People are just stupid some of the time...Oh wait, not some of the time...All of the time!!!!

ooo i want in...

Dear bankers,

Thanks for being arrogant turds and not acknowledging that I exist.. I love it when you do that. Keep up the good work.

xoxox

Dear Fu**in B!tch that needs to retire

I know that you have been teaching now for probably 40 years. YOU NEED TO RETIRE!!!! There are plenty of other people who could use your job. It must be nice to leave the building for 3 periods at a time and sit in the Pizzaria for lunch while everyone else is inhaling their food to get back to teach.

PS When you like to cry to our AP and tattle on your colleagues for something so INSIGNIFICANT, you might want to get your story straight Before you look like an a$$ and he laughs at you.

Please do Everyone at the building a favor and RETIRE in June

Thanks,

Your colleagues
:)

Feel much better now..

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Posted by Novia09

Nurse at our Educational Facility:

We know you've only been here since September and things get crazy, and we ALL understand that it takes a while to get into the swing of things... BUT...

We have a flow in this office that was set up to reduce papers flying all over the place, I myself have showed you at least 6 times how to get through the system.. Don't just brush it off and keep throwing stuff on our desks... I HAVE THROWN YOUR LITTLE PAPERS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU FOR A REASON.. It's 2009.. USE EMAIL!! SAVE THE TREES...

Also,
You'll need to learn that going and crying to the Executive director will do nothing for you but tick her off and in addition, make life harder for everyone else, hence getting EVERYONE ticked off at you..

LEARN THE SYSTEM, FOLLOW IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT... It is what it is..

By the way, an occasional PLEASE & THANK YOU wouldn't hurt either.. We don't work for YOU, we have our own boss.

Love Always,
Us social workers in the office who now have to take on your HEALTH duties because you have no idea what you're doing and no desire to learn..

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OMG are you me, where I work??? Sounds like my life in an assisted living community!!

Dear Rude Shoppers,

Thank you so much for not looking behind you when you walk in and out of a store. I love when the heavy door slams in my face. When I say 'thank you' nice and loud to teach you a lesson I totally appreciate you pretending that you do not hear me.

Look behind you next time you stupid f***er!

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Posted by FinallyMrsB18

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Posted by Novia09

Nurse at our Educational Facility:

We know you've only been here since September and things get crazy, and we ALL understand that it takes a while to get into the swing of things... BUT...

We have a flow in this office that was set up to reduce papers flying all over the place, I myself have showed you at least 6 times how to get through the system.. Don't just brush it off and keep throwing stuff on our desks... I HAVE THROWN YOUR LITTLE PAPERS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU FOR A REASON.. It's 2009.. USE EMAIL!! SAVE THE TREES...

Also,
You'll need to learn that going and crying to the Executive director will do nothing for you but tick her off and in addition, make life harder for everyone else, hence getting EVERYONE ticked off at you..

LEARN THE SYSTEM, FOLLOW IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT... It is what it is..

By the way, an occasional PLEASE & THANK YOU wouldn't hurt either.. We don't work for YOU, we have our own boss.

Love Always,
Us social workers in the office who now have to take on your HEALTH duties because you have no idea what you're doing and no desire to learn..

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OMG are you me, where I work??? Sounds like my life in an assisted living community!!

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Well then we need to talk because this FRIGGEN nurse is about ready to be admitted to an assisted living community!! lol!!!

Dear People @ the Credit Card company,

Would it be to much to ask that you not charge me $29 because I made my online payment 42 seconds after the bill was due.

Thanks,
ME

Dear ^sshole that edged me out of the space at the gas station pump,

F*** Y**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wow I feel great now

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Posted by JoAnnJuneBride

Dear Photographer who I foolishly booked on a whim!! I gave you my three day notice please refund my deposit ALREADY @sshole!!! My wedding isn't being funded by Daddy Warbuck's and while 500.00 may not be a lot to you it's hurting me as I type!!Maybe if your reviews didn't suck b@lls I would have kept you!!!

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Posted by MrsBtobe2009

Dear Fu**in B!tch that needs to retire

I know that you have been teaching now for probably 40 years. YOU NEED TO RETIRE!!!! There are plenty of other people who could use your job. It must be nice to leave the building for 3 periods at a time and sit in the Pizzaria for lunch while everyone else is inhaling their food to get back to teach.

PS When you like to cry to our AP and tattle on your colleagues for something so INSIGNIFICANT, you might want to get your story straight Before you look like an a$$ and he laughs at you.

Please do Everyone at the building a favor and RETIRE in June

Thanks,

Your colleagues
:)

Feel much better now..

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You have one of these, too?!?!?!? I swear, it almost soundsl ike I could have written it!!!!!!!

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Posted by JoAnnJuneBride

Dear Photographer who I foolishly booked on a whim!! I gave you my three day notice please refund my deposit ALREADY @sshole!!! My wedding isn't being funded by Daddy Warbuck's and while 500.00 may not be a lot to you it's hurting me as I type!!Maybe if your reviews didn't suck b@lls I would have kept you!!!

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Dear Thighs,

It's about time you heard this from your closest colleague: You need to start exercising yourselves!

You spend WAY to much time together - you're on top of each other ALL DAY! Stop rubbing together and get out there and jog a few miles. It'll do you some good, especially in the cottage cheese area. The brain that's attached to your person is completely unmotivated and in denial that it's going to need to fit this entire body into a wedding dress in 111 days and then pose for photos. Once you show some initiative, I guarantee you some other body parts will follow. Like the upper arms. Those jiggly b@st@rds!

Sincerely,
FUPA

(okay, so I'm not a FUPA, but I'm working on it!)


Sorry - I know this sounds like more of a work-related 'Dear...' but I just had to get that in! Thanks!