Dear _____,

Dear Co-worker,

GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!!
you have been on a personal call for AT LEAST 40 minutes!!!!
1. Even though you are speaking in spanish i can tell you were talking about a client who just came in (BAD)
2. You were speaking to this person for about 20 min before the client came in, and proceeded to call the person back after
3. Do some work because you are distracting me since u sit right behind me!


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Dear Today,

So far you S*ck....

dear throat -

stop hurting me!!!!!!!!!

thanks bye

Dear Yesterday & Today,

Why have you been so awful?

Spitefully Yours,
Jen

Dear FMIL,

You are vial. You must have a guilty conscience since you have brought up the fact that you did not give your son and I a lousy card or gift for our engagement about FIVE times already. My silence should be enough for you to realize that you are an azz.. It is not forgotten just because, in your words to me, 'You will be taken care of'. And 'I'm over the whole card thing, I've gotten really bad'. MEANWHILe you still give everyone a birthday card.

F off already.

Love,
Your way too smart FDIL.

dear weather:

Thank you for su cking hard today! after a wonderful weekend you and i shared you start this?? how cruel of you to break my heart in such a way that i didn't even want to go to school today, now i am in my job wishing i was in bed. I swear if i get sick I'll soo break up with you!!!

sincerely

me
happy 4.20 lmao

My dear sweet cats,

Thanks for not letting me sleep the WHOLE freaken night! Sitting here at work half falling asleep and yawning constantly I really appreciated you're walking all over me sitting on top of my head, waking me up constantly!

You're very owner.

Dear Tropicana in Atlantic City,

Thank you for having crappy elevators and forcing our bachelorette party to wait for 20+ minutes to ride the elevators in a line of over 50 people every time we wanted to leave or go back to our rooms. I will be sure to stay at your wonderful establishment again soon!

A happy customer,
Kristen

PS: your conceirge was lovely, we really appreciated being hung up on when we called.

PPS: Ill be sure to recommend your hotel to all my friends.

Dear Intern,

Stop talking to me about your sex life! i do not feel the need to share mine with you and I really do not want to talk about yours...also stop talking about it soooo loudly!!! dont you know allll the bosses are here today??

Dear other intern,

Stop with the personal questions! also, stop thinking you are better than god bec you are not!

Dear Weather,

at least you decide to be 'weathering' like this on a day i am here for 9 hours...but cmon already...where is the pretty spring weather you teased me with???

Dear throat, stuffy/runny nose and cough,

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!

Dear Mom,

if you dont stop with the guilt trips...i might just bite you lol

Ok thanks!

Christina

Dear studip teacher,

Why would you not email us this morning & tell us the field trip was cancelled??

instead, you let me wake up & 6:15am, shower, get dressed up, and go to campus. I park my car and walk in the pouring down rain...

THen you tell you, the other guy had to cancel..


so i came home and went back to bed


thanks
your annoyed student

I have a Dear Co-worker one also,

Dear Co-worker,

If you see I'm eating my lunch, don't bother me with questions. Come back in an hour or send me an email. If you see an annoyed look on my face that means go away and let me enjoy my hour of freedom. What you had to ask me wasn't even that important and could have waited. Or better yet, you could have looked up the information yourself.

Dear Annoying Co-Worker,
Please stop addressing me as 'Nancers'. My name is Nancy and I don't find it cute when I walk in on a crappy Monday morning to be greeted by, HAPPY MONDAY NANCERS!

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Posted by asg450

I have a Dear Co-worker one also,

Dear Co-worker,

If you see I'm eating my lunch, don't bother me with questions. Come back in an hour or send me an email. If you see an annoyed look on my face that means go away and let me enjoy my hour of freedom. What you had to ask me wasn't even that important and could have waited. Or better yet, you could have looked up the information yourself.

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Amen, ITA with this

maybe...i should throw in a positive bec im not having a good day bec of the terrible news i just got and now i cant get myself out of it! so im going to make a happy dear....lol...

dear fh,

thanks for making my bday weekend AMAZING! i am so lucky to have you! thanks again babe!

Love, you FW

Dear work,

I hate you.

Love Always,

ME

Dear MOB,

i mean i know you threatened to cancel my engagement party cause you are a total biotch and now feel bad about what you said and did because you were totally wrong, but seriously, stop trying to kiss my butt and pretend we are a happy family in front of extended family/friends and then when certain people are around you are a rude drama queen and act like you are forced to say hello when im the one who is forced to say hello! im really sick of your stupid games. grow up.

Regards,
Your last bride

Dear Hungry,

Beat it!!!! I am trying to be good from now on since you had me hostage this past weekend. So see ya.... wouldn't wanna be ya!!!

Hasta la Pasta Baby!!

Dear Old Man Co-Worker,

I know you are old and that old people enjoy their sucking candies, but please refrain from sucking on them so loud that it is making my blood boil. And if you finish one candy it is not necessary to put another one in your mouth immediately. I may just go crazy and punch you in the face


Sincerely,

Your irritated co-worker

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Posted by MrsC2010

Dear Old Man Co-Worker,

I know you are old and that old people enjoy their sucking candies, but please refrain from sucking on them so loud that it is making my blood boil. And if you finish one candy it is not necessary to put another one in your mouth immediately. I may just go crazy and punch you in the face


Sincerely,

Your irritated co-worker

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hahahaha!!!! my coworker should begin eating her pita chips soon.. it sounds like she is chomping on concrete...