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Dear _____,

MrsC2010 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,


Posted by tHEBRide2010


Posted by MrsC2010

Dear Old Man Co-Worker,

I know you are old and that old people enjoy their sucking candies, but please refrain from sucking on them so loud that it is making my blood boil. And if you finish one candy it is not necessary to put another one in your mouth immediately. I may just go crazy and punch you in the face


Sincerely,

Your irritated co-worker



hahahaha!!!! my coworker should begin eating her pita chips soon.. it sounds like she is chomping on concrete...




i can't stand it!!!!
little j Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

dear most annoying coworker,

do you know how to work in a team? if the boss says to work together. and i send you an email, why do you ignore it? when i did one part of the assignment to layout the project and your task was to find some documents and share them, why do you proceed to find said documents and then STILL NOT share them?? what are you trying to gain?? i know you are completely cut-throat and would throw me under the bus at any given moment and you are a complete suck-up to the boss, but dont you know that if the BOSS asked us to work together THAT TOO is part of the assignment?

I really dont understand why you have had said documents since last Tuesday and i have asked you repeatedly for them.

i hope you really get a clue and stop being so vial. you make my work life an awful experience, but you will not break me you a-hole!!!

Kiki1103 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,


Posted by MrsC2010


Posted by tHEBRide2010


Posted by MrsC2010

Dear Old Man Co-Worker,

I know you are old and that old people enjoy their sucking candies, but please refrain from sucking on them so loud that it is making my blood boil. And if you finish one candy it is not necessary to put another one in your mouth immediately. I may just go crazy and punch you in the face


Sincerely,

Your irritated co-worker



hahahaha!!!! my coworker should begin eating her pita chips soon.. it sounds like she is chomping on concrete...




i can't stand it!!!!





I totally feel you here, my coworker will begin chewing like a cow at approximately 3pm all the way until 5pm with a single peice of gum.
JenBill61210 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear cash,

i wish i had an influx of you so i could buy a house without worry.

Dear diet,
why must i always sabotage you?

NYYankeeGirl72 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,


Posted by tHEBRide2010

Dear work,

I hate you.

Love Always,

ME



I feel the same!!!!!
beebs341 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Monday,
Why do you exhist. Can't you just cool like Friday and Saturday? You're giving Sunday night a bad rep. Monday, go f off!
Love always,
Me
Soon2bMrsH Posted:

Re: Dear _____,


Posted by Kiki1103


Posted by MrsC2010


Posted by tHEBRide2010


Posted by MrsC2010

Dear Old Man Co-Worker,

I know you are old and that old people enjoy their sucking candies, but please refrain from sucking on them so loud that it is making my blood boil. And if you finish one candy it is not necessary to put another one in your mouth immediately. I may just go crazy and punch you in the face


Sincerely,

Your irritated co-worker



hahahaha!!!! my coworker should begin eating her pita chips soon.. it sounds like she is chomping on concrete...




i can't stand it!!!!





I totally feel you here, my coworker will begin chewing like a cow at approximately 3pm all the way until 5pm with a single peice of gum.




HAHAHAH im chewing my cereal so quietly, at least trying too!!!
eternitybride Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Website developer,

Please respect the fact that we are a law firm and need access to our emails. It is very frustrating when we are trying to confirm deadlines, submit documents, etc, and we aren't sure if our emails are getting through and we aren't getting any emails in.


Dear (insert name of opposition here),

Please have more than 2 people working on cases, so when I call and email to find out information it does not take 2-3 weeks until you respond to me. I should not have to send 16 emails before you respond to the first.
cateydee Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

dear stomach
please dont attack me everytime i try to eat a nice steak. why do you have to wait till i'm on the subway to start your freaking out.

dear yankees. please dont play tonight so i dont feel bad about giving up my free tickets.
love cate
irisheyes23 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

i love you guys...so funny!!!

Dear Cramps

Will always hate u!!
Jen2525 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Termites,
I hate you, you couldn't of come at a worser time.....now i have to waste money on getting rid of you. consider this a warning, be prepared to be exterminated!!

From,

Bug Hater

Reymiliz Posted:

Re: Dear _____,


Posted by JenBill61210

Dear cash,

i wish i had an influx of you so i could buy a house without worry.

Dear diet,
why must i always sabotage you?




ITA
RedsBride Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear children in my class,

Why must you talk soooooo much when I am talking?! Why can't you just get your work done???? Why don't you do your homework and why did you forget everything I taught you before the break?!?!? I worked 2 weeks on angles and turns and you can't even remember what a right angle looks like!!! It looks like the letter 'L'!!!!

Love
Your teacher
Im getting Married Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Car Battery,

Thanks for not starting while I was stalking my daughter getting on the bus.

But it gave me an excuse to have FH come rescue me..so maybe thanks
Jordan63 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Puppy...

Please learn how to pee OUTSIDE!!!

Thanks!
JAAMS Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear employers,

Do you realize I have bills to pay and a wedding to save for? You cannot just cancel on me last minute!

christine2010 Posted:

Re: Dear _____,

Dear Co-Worker,

When you ask me to cover answering the phones for you until you finish with a client, means you will let me know when you finish with the client. Just because I said I will take messages for you doesn't mean I will answer the phone for the rest of the day.

Sincerely,
I could do your job 10times better then you can

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