Dear ______

Dear coworkers,
Yes, I understand that this week is celebration week, but must you stand in front of me at the bench talking about all the yummy goodness that is sitting in the cafeteria calling my name. You know I am trying to lose weight and stick to weight watchers, but you insist upon shoving it in my face that there are cupcakes and cookies in the cafeteria...And please, when you come back into the lab after eating the chocolate delights down there, do me the common courtesy and wipe the crumbs out of the corner of your mouth...

Sincerely,
Your coworker trying to lose weight

dearest Gabster,

dont deprive yourself. a cupcake never hurt any1.


always here,

a fellow 2010 bride with no self control

Dear Gaby,

Go have a glass of water or a cup of coffee. It might help.

If not, have a cupcake (better yet, split one with someone) and count the points for it!

Sincerely,
Your fearless (online) WW Leader

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Posted by rocketsummer17

Dear coworkers,
Yes, I understand that this week is celebration week, but must you stand in front of me at the bench talking about all the yummy goodness that is sitting in the cafeteria calling my name. You know I am trying to lose weight and stick to weight watchers, but you insist upon shoving it in my face that there are cupcakes and cookies in the cafeteria...And please, when you come back into the lab after eating the chocolate delights down there, do me the common courtesy and wipe the crumbs out of the corner of your mouth...

Sincerely,
Your coworker trying to lose weight

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this just reminded me that i have pudding in the fridge.

DEAR SPRiNG SEMESTER 2009,

YOU FUKKiNG SUCK!

i HATE YOU!

BE OVER!!


YOUR STRESSED OUT STUDENT,
NiCHOLE

Dear kids in foster care (my clients):

STOP GETTING SUSPENDED!!!!!!!!

I understand you've had a lot of challenges in your life, but that's no excuse to continue giving ME more and more paperwork to do. You are 15, 16, and 17 years old, and it's time to start growing up. Arguing with teachers just because you don't want to sit in your chair or because you're 'not in the mood' is NOT acceptable anymore!!!!! Everytime you get in trouble, I have more work to do.

Your (caring) Social Worker,
Laura

Dear Ancestor that gave me the fat gene,

i hate you.

Why is it that my sister can eat and eat and eat...yet, if I eat a bag of m&m's, it shows in my azz!! WHY di I have to work so hard to maintain a 'normal' weight???

(J/k..I love my sis)

Sincerely,
Your friend that loves to eat

Dear internship supervisor,

I know your a b*tch by nature, but I just told you my dad is having a heart procedure, you could act like you care or are concerned about me and my family instead of treating me like SH*T.... screw you!!

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Posted by Nichole2010

DEAR SPRiNG SEMESTER 2009,

YOU FUKKiNG SUCK!

i HATE YOU!

BE OVER!!


YOUR STRESSED OUT STUDENT,
NiCHOLE

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amen!!

Dear stranger who might have stolen my identity....

I might have only found out about you within the last 30 minutes. BUT I swear if this is true and you ruin my amazing credit, which I have worked very hard to maintain my ENTIRE LIFE I will hunt you down and KILL YOU.... Better yet I will hunt you down and my attorney will kill you, in court that is. Beware mother-F*er, I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY

Sincerly,
the person out for avengence!!!!!

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Posted by soontobecruz

Dear stranger who might have stolen my identity....

I might have only found out about you within the last 30 minutes. BUT I swear if this is true and you ruin my amazing credit, which I have worked very hard to maintain my ENTIRE LIFE I will hunt you down and KILL YOU.... Better yet I will hunt you down and my attorney will kill you, in court that is. Beware mother-F*er, I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL PAY

Sincerly,
the person out for avengence!!!!!

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That *****!

Dear Landscaping Industry,

Why have no of you returned my calls?? I need some work done and if the economy is as bad as they make it sound they you people should be knocking down my door for the business.

Sincerely,
Frustrated Homeowner with No Landscaping

Dear job I was praying to get for a week now,


S*CK IT!!

Sincerly,
the best employee you COULD have had


btw I didn't get the job oh well their loss.....

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Posted by Nichole2010

DEAR SPRiNG SEMESTER 2009,

YOU FUKKiNG SUCK!

i HATE YOU!

BE OVER!!


YOUR STRESSED OUT STUDENT,
NiCHOLE

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ita

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Posted by soontobecruz

Dear job I was praying to get for a week now,


S*CK IT!!

Sincerly,
the best employee you COULD have had


btw I didn't get the job oh well their loss.....

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Awww....I'm sorry about that

Dear 5th graders

This is religion class. Please stop acting like animals, be easy on me I doÑt get paid for this. After a long day of work I have an hour of hell with all of you demons.

Signed,
A frustrated religion teacher with no pay and no discipline

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Posted by soontobecruz

Dear job I was praying to get for a week now,


S*CK IT!!

Sincerly,
the best employee you COULD have had


btw I didn't get the job oh well their loss.....

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So sorry... I am feeling the same way about this too

Dear fat a$s,

Why can't you disappear as quickly as you appeared?


No Love, I'm f*cking hungry!,

The rest of your fat self

Dear Bladder,

Why is it that whenever I try so hard to be good to my body and drink lots & lots of water you must put me through hell by sending me on hundreds of trips to the bathroom?

Dear Stupidazz Professor,

How is it that I wrote an 8 page research paper the night before it was due and got an A- but on some stupid charts(that I actually read the chapters for) you write a comment like 'It doesn't seem like you read these chapters' and give me a 3.5 out of a 5

*** is wrong with you...It's the end of the semester and I have 2 more to go...Leave me the F*ck Alone already..

Thank you,
Your student