Dear ______

Dear #@#$!,

Get your own life and stop meddling in mine :)

dear school,

please stop taking over my life. i think you have taken up enough of my time and i deserve a break. i do not need all this stress. it is the last three weeks so give me a break.

sincerely,
a not so enthused college senior who just wants to graduate

Dear Co-worker,

how come every week when you ask me if i need any supplies you completely ignore my request?? if you are not going to order the stuff i ask for just stop asking me. this will be the last time that i ask for a binder to keep the payroll papers in. if you don't mind that your pay & personal info is on my desk for the world to see then i don't mind either.

sincerely,
your pissed off co-worker

dear fh,

when i tell the dog has to pee...he does, take him out so he doesnt pee on the bed (again)...and when he does don't act surprised i told you it was going to happen!!! thats why he was barking

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Posted by melody122888

to have your big day in 2010 ? oh , congratulations
is this dress from www.UBrides.com very nice for your special day ?

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Dear melody122888,

You seem to only post about this ubride.com...You are either a) trying to get us to purchase something from your company or b) trying to get us on that website to get a virus into our computer...Please, stop. You have been reported.

Thank you,
You 2010 super sleuth bride

Dear Agency I work for........

Can we please TURN THE AIR CONDITIONERS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not quite summer yet, it's only like 50 degrees out today. Yet it feels like it's either the dead of winter with no heat OR super hot summer with too much A/C here in the office.

My hands are FREEZING and I can't concentrate!!!!!!

Dear Co-worker who sent me a snarky email,

I'm sorry that you feel threatened by me. You should feel threatened by me. I am prettier and younger and smarter than you are, and the kids like me better. So su ck it.

Love,
Liz

Dear girl in computer lab,

Why are you always here screaming? We are trying to do work (and chat on liweddings.com)

Your soon-to-be ear-muff wearing neighbor.

Dear girl in class,

Why do you ALWAYS laugh after you sneeze? i just dont understand??? and you sneeze alot (which is perfectly fine, it is allergy season!) but why do you laugh? bec honestly, you make me want to laugh!!!


Dear snotty manhattan-ites,

do you think you could splash the juice on my shoes bec they are not prada like yours? and also, was it realllllyyy necessary for you to comment on the fact that i ordered a medium drink at jamba juice? do you even know what i ordered? no so..stop being so damn nosey!!!

dear co-workers,

i'm sorry i have a mind of my own and don't think the boss is a POS, I'm sorry i actually think he's nice and enjoy having what is called a conversation him. i'm sorry that i make an effort and you don't.

oh, and please don't give me nasty looks b/c he likes me and is nice(r) to me (HA!)

your non-phony, non-brown nose, non-judgemental and complaining that the boss doesn't like me coworker

Dear coworker,

Treat me as an equal and stop being condescending. If you do not comply, I will be forced to stab you in the eye with a pipette and then proceed to rip your face off.

Sincerely,
Your coworker who is ready to scream

OMG! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! You guys have me peeing right now! Hilarious! I love all of the reply's!