Dear ____________

Dear Coworker,

First off, I know Adri is going to like this, since she loves crazy coworker notes.

Secondly, I went out last night. I know that wasn't responsible of me, but when a friend comes home from the Marines for only ten days, you kind of want to go buckwild. And so I did. Now, YOU go out ALMOST EVERY NIGHT and nod off at your desk like an 18 year old in their freshman year of college...only you're 37 (as of two days ago!). You'd think that today, with me feeling hungover and tired, you'd pick up a little bit of the slack around here? I mean...it's not everyday that friends comes home on leave. And you knew about this. And yet, you're CHANGING YOUR OUTFITS three times this morning, ignorning the phones, not helping the employees here...surpirse, that's your job too!

But, I see that you have a few other outfits here. Which means that you're going out after work tonight (surprise, surprise) and guess who won't be picking up slack for your hungover @ss tomorrow? That's right, sweetie. ME.

Karma's a b!tch!
xoxo.

Yes... i do appreciate this!!!


Don't feel TOO bad.

If i didn't do my work and take the intiative on EVERYTHING here NOTHING would get done.

Dear Internship supervisor...

you have a lunch meeting, please leave soon!!

Dear Body:

Why are you breaking out in hives? Perhaps you're feeling a bit stressed, with work, wedding planning, rumors of layoffs tomorrow, back pain, and trying to stop smoking? Well, perhaps you should also consider that I may wind up scratching myself until I bleed, at the rate this is going! Kindly remove the hives, and make my skin stop itching. Much appreciated, much love.

Yours always,
Elizabeth

aaaah!!!! alkdjfalksjdflaskjf.... i'm not going to make it through the day with this girl.

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