Dear ___________

Dear.....Professor that made me cry last night...

class just started and im already hysterical cuz you were mean and it was uncalled for... I am having a breakdown and need these next 9 weeks of class to end like now!!! Now im wating for your call me to confirm what your going to force me to do extra becasue I don't work with groups at my job or my internship....

Sincerely...

26 going on 5....

For real I cryed in front of my classmates...yikes... it will be a longggg summer session!!

aww honey i'm sorry.
do you want me to kick him in the junk for you?

I'll supervise you Jill!!! We'll do a group together

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Posted by lori7570

I'll supervise you Jill!!! We'll do a group together

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Aw thanks Lori! I did groups last year at my placement which was really a second year placement not a first year so this prof needs to relax...i have two months left and she wants me do a group at my job... like I have time for that

Dear co-workers,

If you know that the cateteria is closing at 12:30 cuz the new Cardinal is here please tell me.

Don't let me walk upstairs to find it closed to come back down and ask you guys and you say, 'Didn't you hear us talking about it before?' No! I don't speak Spanish and that's all you guys speak here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x's 10000000!

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Posted by megan_gallagher

aww honey i'm sorry.
do you want me to kick him in the junk for you?

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its a her...but yes I do

Italian Combo I HAD to have for lunch,

My heart is racing from the nitrates in the cold cuts. Please stop!!!


lol

Dear Students,

You're taking the Regents in 3 weeks. Do you care? Or would like to take in again during the hot summer?

Dear knee,
I do not care that it is raining and neither should you....Stop popping and locking on me, we are not in a boy band...
Sincerely,
Me

Dear Self

stop benig such a pig. u just ate. u are going wedding dress shopping on saturday. have you gone to the gym at all since feb? NO. so forget about the chicken wings. you are to suffer because u are a fat lazy pos that doesnt want to work hard for results.


always hungry

Fatty McFatterson

Dear People who Don't Obey Traffic Laws:

I do not feel like giving plea bargains tonight. If you are on my calendar, please be polite and do NOT try to sweet talk me. I am just not in the mood. If you are quiet, I might help you. If you're obnoxious, I'll make you withdraw your plea. And if you're on my trial calendar for tonight, you can forget about it. Try not getting caught the next time you want to break the law. I am without sympathy today.


Yours, etc.

Disgruntled prosecutor

DEAR FELLOW LONG ISLAND DRIVERS,

please learn the difference between a friggin yeild sign, and a friggin stop sign!!!! i hate when you STOP at a yeild sign!!!!! simply merge into traffic!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

sincerly,
the guy sitting bhind you with someplace to be, but cant get there because you dont know the difference between 2 red and white signs!!!!

Dear so-called Italians that get flag magnets for the back of their car,

the Italian flag is GREEN, white and red.... NOT red white and green. you wanna show your Italian pride, put it on correctly!!!! you just look like a moron by putting it upside down/ backwards!!!!

sincerly,
a real Italian that understands the difference

maybe they are half greek and like it backwards.

durrrrr

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Posted by grkbarbie

maybe they are half greek and like it backwards.

durrrrr

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greeks do things backwards?

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Posted by Clover23

Dear People who Don't Obey Traffic Laws:

I do not feel like giving plea bargains tonight. If you are on my calendar, please be polite and do NOT try to sweet talk me. I am just not in the mood. If you are quiet, I might help you. If you're obnoxious, I'll make you withdraw your plea. And if you're on my trial calendar for tonight, you can forget about it. Try not getting caught the next time you want to break the law. I am without sympathy today.


Yours, etc.

Disgruntled prosecutor

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My sister is a prosecutor as well!!!

Dear New Diet...

Please don't suck. The soy milk and plain fat free yogurt in the fridge is just depressing.

Sincerely,
A girl who would like not to have armpit fat in her wedding dress