Dear__________

Dear Voice,
I know you've been abused here lately and I would like to apologise for that. But if you wouldn't mind returning to my voice box and reducing the swelling of my vocal chords so that I can continue doing my job without sounding like I belong at a 1800 number!

P.S
I will try not to scream at FH as well. I hope that we can come to an agreement.

Thank You,
Your host without a voice.

dear f ucked up bm ...... thank you for not returning any of my calls, and having me woder if your going to shopw up at all. Thank yo so much for me having to email your mom and she keeps telling me your calling tomm.

thank you soo much for being number 1....

Dear Humidity,

My Hair Hates you


Dear Non RSVPers,

I hate you.

dear facebook...
thanks for letting me get hacked for using relative request and now not only me but my sister have a virus...u s u ck


love ur pissed off user gina

dear whoever comes in contact with me today,

i'm a stressed bride without a wedding dress....tread lightly!

warmest regards,

dannie

ps....you're next sinus headache that has been with me for the last 3 days!!

Dear Family and Friends,
who have decided not to come to our wedding. It was great of you to tell us how excited you were and how you wouldn't miss it for anything in this world. I could have send my invitations to others, but instead I now have to pay more money to get more invitations made.

YEAH --

dear loving brother,

i love you but what in your right mind, made you think it would be smart to get tatoos of skulls on the front of your hand 2 weeks before my wedding!! i love you but i m want to kill u right now!

ur lil sis!!

Dear best co-worker ever,

Knowing that our 5 person team has two people out on vacation this week, I'm glad you felt it appropriate to take a 'sick' day today, while the other team member and myself have to scramble and can barely take time to go to the bathroom. If I had known you weren't coming in, I would have worn my Depends.

AWESOME.

Love,
Your co-worker who actually shows up more than half the time

Dear my busy schedule,

Is it possible to just give me 1 day to just chill? I need it.

From,
The girl who has no time to herself

OOooo I got one...

Dear Sunglass Stealer...

Thanks for stealing my husbands much needed sunglasses...which by the way are prescription. So, basically you stole yourself a pair of glasses u cant use...
Karma is a major B*tch and you shoudl think before stealing something- esp since dh could have lost more of his sight from the sunlight- jerky jerky stealer

Sincerely
Wife of Sad Sunglass Husband

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Posted by PoppedInASnap

OOooo I got one...

Dear Sunglass Stealer...

Thanks for stealing my husbands much needed sunglasses...which by the way are prescription. So, basically you stole yourself a pair of glasses u cant use...
Karma is a major B*tch and you shoudl think before stealing something- esp since dh could have lost more of his sight from the sunlight- jerky jerky stealer

Sincerely
Wife of Sad Sunglass Husband

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you telll em lol

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Posted by melcc83

dear f ucked up bm ...... thank you for not returning any of my calls, and having me woder if your going to shopw up at all. Thank yo so much for me having to email your mom and she keeps telling me your calling tomm.

thank you soo much for being number 1....

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There must always be that one bm right? Insane.

Dear guests,

Will you freaking RSVP already it's either Yes or No it's not rocket science!!! I have 11 days until my RSVP date and you jerks still don't know what to do.

Love,
An annoyed bride