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Dear BP,

Please stop being so annoying! Unfortunately if you are not staying at the hotel we are not providing transportation home for you at the end of the night. We have a 16 person BP so really for the 8 of you who want to bring your other halves in the limo it physically can not happen since we have a 22 passenger escalade. Please stop annoying me I have enough to think about, I really cannot think about how you will get home at the end of the night. I've always figured this out on my own

Love,
Me the bride who has other things to worry about

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Posted by Lisa909

Dear BP,

Please stop being so annoying! Unfortunately if you are not staying at the hotel we are not providing transportation home for you at the end of the night. We have a 16 person BP so really for the 8 of you who want to bring your other halves in the limo it physically can not happen since we have a 22 passenger escalade. Please stop annoying me I have enough to think about, I really cannot think about how you will get home at the end of the night. I've always figured this out on my own

Love,
Me the bride who has other things to worry about

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People are annoying. Tell their significant others to drive or tell them to book a car service. Not your problem!

Dear Time,

Please fast forward yourself to 5:30. I finished all my work for the month a week ago. I'm tired and bored and sick.. and literally staring at LIW and CNN.com. Please hurry it up.

Thanks

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear Time,

Please fast forward yourself to 5:30. I finished all my work for the month a week ago. I'm tired and bored and sick.. and literally staring at LIW and CNN.com. Please hurry it up.

Thanks

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Dear Time,

I'm having the same issue. Any suggestions?

Thanks.

Dear Dentist,

I don't want to come see you tonight but I wanna have pearly whites for my wedding so I'm coming anyway...if you tell me I have a cavity you're getting stabbed!

Love,
Bright toothed bride.