Dear________________

Dear freelance client,

You are an account manager you should not send me emails that start with 'Basic design rules. . . . . .' I have been a designer for 10 years - I think I know what I am doing!!!!

BTW: Your pay is crap and the only reason why I do work for you is because - I want extra money for my wedding.

Signed
Last time I checked I was the designer

Dear coordinator,

You are not a manager, and i dont work under you. Last time i checked i dont answer to you, so the next time ur finger is point at me to do something - i will tell u where to put it !!

get off your power trip !!

Sincerely,

bitchy girl today

dear stomach:

i am very sorry that I was bad this weekend and had to much alcohol and greasy/cheesy food...but please stop punishing me...I really would like to make it through the rest of the work day without being in massive pain.


yours truly,

kelley

Dear myself

why don't you get off the freakin computer and start packing all you shiit. Are you going to wait until you move out probably in a few weeks to do it?

Sincerely your lazy a$$ self

Dear Bladder or Kidneys-whichever is infected...

please get better soon, I am in a lot of pain and I feel terrible! you both know I JUST started work and I am on probation for 6 months!

Also, stomach...why does every medicine make you make me get violently sick???

ughhhhhh

Dear Tim,

I hate you, you suck!

Dear School,

PLEASE get back to me, I am in such suspense.

Dear Nine West,

Thanks for having a sale and selling me these awesome sandals!

XOXO,
Becca
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Dear Vitamin Water 10,

Thank you for quenching my thirst.

Respectfully,
Becca

Dear MLSLI.COM

you are su cking the life out of me. why is everything on your site cr ap or $109840198409184??

signed,
frustrated potential homeowner.

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Dear UPS man who just came into my office while i was singing and dancing in my chair to PYT,

im not completely insane.

sincerely,
pretty young thang.

Dear asssss,

Please shrink. That is all.

Sincerely,
Your formerly skinny self.

Dear Carrot-Ginger Soup,

You were so good to me, and now you're gone. I'll see you tomorrow, same time, same place.

I miss you already.
-K

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Dear Self,

If you don't get your rear in gear and start some of these DIY projects soon, you'll be stressing big time in no time.

Dear School,

Why do you have to start today?

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Posted by jilliibabii

Dear asssss,

Please shrink. That is all.

Sincerely,
Your formerly skinny self.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I was going to write this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear tire

thanks for blowing out on our way home yesterday.
you know how much i love it when my fiancé gets angry

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Posted by GiannisWifey

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Posted by jilliibabii

Dear asssss,

Please shrink. That is all.

Sincerely,
Your formerly skinny self.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I was going to write this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seriously!

I got measured this weekend and my *** is 40'! FORTY! Something needs to be done about this. LOL!

Dear 2010 girls,

I love your Dear _____ posts!

Love,
2011 chick in hysterics


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Dear clock,

Can you please say 5pm so i can go home?!

Love,
Monday Slacker!

Dear Fh,

Please dont go to AC tonight...I'm going to be scared all by myself and I'm going to miss you

Love your FW

Dear DAD,

You are acting like such a total turd! FH and I have been together for 7 years so you must know that we do more then just hold hands. Why do you have to give me such a hard time if we want to go away with another couple to Pennsylvania for a few days!!!!! STOP being such an @$$HOLE I AM 24 and ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUT THE CORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS I dont give a fcuk what FMIL thinks because she talks sh!t about everyone else's kids who go away with their significant other so now its her turn to get talked about.

I AM ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!