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Dear FH,

Instead of snoring next to me on my bed with your smelly feet I could really use some help putting these STD's together!!! Sticking 100 magnets to cardstock with little glue dots isn't my idea of fun either. I'm making you lick all damn 100 envelopes when I'm done!!!!

Sincerely,
Your stressed out and fed up FW

Dear Kahlua and Chocolate Milk,

Thank you for being so tastey and making my crappy day seem so much better.

Love Always,
Gina