Dear ______________

sugarnspice Posted: Oct 23, 2009 10:11 AM

Dear ______________

Dear self

I know you are trying to work as much as possible and save up for a house and your wedding but working75+ hours a week is killing you.

If you drop dead of exhaustion, the money will only be useful for your funeral.

Please relax

signed, the girl losing her mind so she must talk to herself

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 23, 2009 01:36 PM

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Dear Don Pepi Deli in Penn Station,

HOW DARE YOU FORGET MY PICKLE!!!

Thanks
Disgruntled Customer

Rosalind_75 Posted: Oct 23, 2009 01:45 PM

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Dear Big Asssss ZIT!!!!!!!!!

i havent had one of you come around in a longggggggggggg time

you seem to be growing like the size of my head and worse you are one of those zits that have no interest in popping. all you want to be is a zit that is big and hurts like a biitch!!!

why did you have to come today?!?!?!
do you not know that i have to be around girsl in there 20s and that are bony and hot!!!!

please go down so i can cover you up without it looking like i got punched in the face

love always
a thick 34year old

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 23, 2009 01:47 PM

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Posted by Rosalind_75

Dear Big Asssss ZIT!!!!!!!!!

i havent had one of you come around in a longggggggggggg time

you seem to be growing like the size of my head and worse you are one of those zits that have no interest in popping. all you want to be is a zit that is big and hurts like a biitch!!!

why did you have to come today?!?!?!
do you not know that i have to be around girsl in there 20s and that are bony and hot!!!!

please go down so i can cover you up without it looking like i got punched in the face

love always
a thick 34year old

LMAO!!! I had one that killed last week... i felt like someone punched me in chin... it hurt to touch my face....

Sweetie51804 Posted: Oct 23, 2009 01:55 PM

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Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:21 PM

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Posted by Rosalind_75

Dear Big Asssss ZIT!!!!!!!!!

i havent had one of you come around in a longggggggggggg time

you seem to be growing like the size of my head and worse you are one of those zits that have no interest in popping. all you want to be is a zit that is big and hurts like a biitch!!!

why did you have to come today?!?!?!
do you not know that i have to be around girsl in there 20s and that are bony and hot!!!!

please go down so i can cover you up without it looking like i got punched in the face

love always
a thick 34year old

toothpaste! it'll bring it to a head then you can pop it

FutureMrsSoltan Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:28 PM

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Dear Stomach,

i just fed you...... why must you keep growling and making noises so everyone in the office can hear you ????

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT !!

2010BTB Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:37 PM

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I love reading these everyday! They give me a giggle!!!

Becca2010 Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:46 PM

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Dear Huge Asss Laundry Pile,

Can you clean yourself please? I am running out of clean clothes and wearing the crapp I swore I'd never wear again and don't exactly compliment my body!! Bahhhh!

-Your disgruntled maker of the mess

Golden Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:51 PM

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Dear Budget,

I hate you for making me feel restricted and uncreative. You are pretty much the worst thing that EVER happened to me. Please increase!!!

Signed,

champagne taste on a coca-cola budget

AngnShaun Posted: Oct 23, 2009 02:52 PM

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Posted by Becca2010

Dear Huge Asss Laundry Pile,

Can you clean yourself please? I am running out of clean clothes and wearing the crapp I swore I'd never wear again and don't exactly compliment my body!! Bahhhh!

-Your disgruntled maker of the mess

i almost wrote the same thing this morning... going comando today... TMI??