Dear ___________

GiannisWifey Posted: Nov 02, 2009 03:44 PM

Dear ___________

Almond Joys,

I love you but we have to part ways for now. There are so many of you guys left in my bowl and unfortunately, I must fit into my dress for my eparty on Sunday......I promied I wouldn't have any junk until then, but you are really temping and making this really hard on me....

We must part ways for now, but I still love you. bye bye!

love,
me

grkbarbie Posted: Nov 02, 2009 03:55 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Dear Twin

why must u constantly blame me for your inability to stay away from the devil's food? I try to be mean to you and tell you that you will get fat(cuz i was once 25 lbs heavier and dont wish that on anybody). Please stay away from chocolates and other crapola. The more you mention these foods, the more I crave them. Your actions affect everybody. NO BUENO

xoxo
your twin

MikesBride2B Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:02 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Dear Ice Cream Man,

It is now November 2. Why on Earth are you still rolling down my street every day at 4pm??? November is not the time for ice cream!!! Please stop it, you are giving my FSD false hope, and that's not very nice.

Sincerely,

Peeved Step-Mother.

Rosalind_75 Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:03 PM

Re: Dear ___________

you guys are to much

GiannisWifey Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:04 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Posted by grkbarbie

Dear Twin

why must u constantly blame me for your inability to stay away from the devil's food? I try to be mean to you and tell you that you will get fat(cuz i was once 25 lbs heavier and dont wish that on anybody). Please stay away from chocolates and other crapola. The more you mention these foods, the more I crave them. Your actions affect everybody. NO BUENO

xoxo
your twin

sorry sis but you are doing a crappy job. keep telling me about these points this, points that, NO idea what you are talking about. I will sulk on my own so I don't bring you down either.

MikesBride2B Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:08 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Dear Haroula,

Thank you for reminding me I've got a bag of Almond Joys awaiting my consumption. I can't wait to eat all of them and grow exponentially!!! You have just made my week!!

Love,

Ilana's Asss

AngnShaun Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:10 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Dear Nathans,

Thanks for making the best French Fries ever!!

~Ang

GiannisWifey Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:12 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Posted by MikesBride2B

Dear Haroula,

Thank you for reminding me I've got a bag of Almond Joys awaiting my consumption. I can't wait to eat all of them and grow exponentially!!! You have just made my week!!

Love,

Ilana's Asss

Dear Ilana's azzzzzz,

please have one more for me and meee.....it would be appreciate it as I am going through withdrawals.......thanks

love,
Haroula's fat azz that is barely fitting into my favorite banana republic pants.

MikesBride2B Posted: Nov 02, 2009 04:18 PM

Re: Dear ___________

Posted by GiannisWifey

Posted by MikesBride2B

Dear Haroula,

Thank you for reminding me I've got a bag of Almond Joys awaiting my consumption. I can't wait to eat all of them and grow exponentially!!! You have just made my week!!

Love,

Ilana's Asss

Dear Ilana's azzzzzz,

please have one more for me and meee.....it would be appreciate it as I am going through withdrawals.......thanks

love,
Haroula's fat azz that is barely fitting into my favorite banana republic pants.

Dear Haroula's fat azz,

Don't worry, at the rate I am going I'll be eating enough for you and I and the entire country of Japan!

Loooove,

Ilana's gigundonormous azzz