Dear ________

Dear _______,

DO NOT use bleach in the communal laundry room and then leave it spilled on the table so that MY clothing gets bleached. Thanks to you, my adorable Banana Republic cords bought on Black Friday (worn 2x) are going into the giveaway bag.

I only realized it was you after I saw you putting all your white wash into the dryer. I'd love to know which apartment you live in so I could invoice you for my new pair.

Have a great night, bleaching biotchh.

I would be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuming.

Dear Old, Crotchety Co-worker,

If you are so G-D miserable please retire so we don't have to deal with you anymore, stay home and make your husband crazy, the rest of us have had quite enough.

Dear Danny,

You are on my last nerve tonight. Whether or not it is your fault I'm not sure and I don't know if that matters. I would think you would treat a little more cautiously and stop pissing me off.

Love,
Your Better Half

---

Posted by rdubs

Dear _______,

DO NOT use bleach in the communal laundry room and then leave it spilled on the table so that MY clothing gets bleached. Thanks to you, my adorable Banana Republic cords bought on Black Friday (worn 2x) are going into the giveaway bag.

I only realized it was you after I saw you putting all your white wash into the dryer. I'd love to know which apartment you live in so I could invoice you for my new pair.

Have a great night, bleaching biotchh.

---

Oh wow. I think I'd put up a big sign saying something.

I never did one of these threads but it made me feel just a tad better, thanks girls!

I also brought a sign back down to the laundry room and put it on the wall! That made me feel better too.