Dear _____

Dear FSD,

Please stop trying to raise my blood pressure so early in the morning. One of these times I'm going to stroke out, and I don't trust you to call 911. If you could just behave yourself and do as your told, I'd seriously appreciate it...I'm too young to die.

Sincerely,

FSM

Dear Mother Nature,

Thanks for the -5 degrees. B*tch.

Love,
Someone who has to walk her dog at 6am

Dear viral lungs,

please stop making me sound like an 80 chain smoking broomhilda.

thanks so much.
the body that youre in

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Posted by Jna2010

Dear viral lungs,

please stop making me sound like an 80 chain smoking broomhilda.

thanks so much.
the body that youre in

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lol -i bet ur voice sounds sexy!!!

feel better joanna!!!!!!!

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Posted by cateydee

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Posted by Jna2010

Dear viral lungs,

please stop making me sound like an 80 chain smoking broomhilda.

thanks so much.
the body that youre in

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lol -i bet ur voice sounds sexy!!!

feel better joanna!!!!!!!

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lol yeah when im not keeling over coughing to death, then i sound pretty hot otherwise

thank youuuu hunnie!!!!!!

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Posted by MikesBride2B

Dear FSD,

Please stop trying to raise my blood pressure so early in the morning. One of these times I'm going to stroke out, and I don't trust you to call 911. If you could just behave yourself and do as your told, I'd seriously appreciate it...I'm too young to die.

Sincerely,

FSM

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LMAO!!
I so can understand this one. And let me assure you IT DOES NOT MATTER if they are yours by birth or not...they will drive you INSANE!!!!