DEAR_________________

Dear new neighbor upstairs


Youre adorbale, u reallly are.. but must u effin work on fixing your new place NOW???? no, im not doing anything but laying in bed but i certainly dont want to hear u hammering on my 'day off'. i hope YOU leave for work in a few hrs. if you stop, i might even make you lunch.


wow he stopped. lol


love it


bye

Dear Pregnant Co-Worker,

I understand that you are pregnant but its really not the end of the world. Women have been pregnant for all time & have had no problems doing what they have to do. You seriously act like you have lost a limb with the way you carry on.
I get that its snowing & slippery out but just pay attention & hold on when walking down the stairs.

Sincerely,
I hope I still work with you when I am pregnant because I am going to drive you just as crazy.

Christine you crack me up!!!

I've dealt with this before. Just tell her your pregnant not dying. Stop your B*^t&$ing.