Dear _______

Dear co-worker,

Why would you just say to me that since the person you were going to take to my wedding can't go, you don't know what to do~and that you want to go, but don't want to be BORED without that person there????

You, my friend, are a moron

Love,

The person who just might ask for your invite back

what a butthead

Dear FH,

why are you bishing that the leather in the back of your car is cut? what would you like me to do about it??? nobody sits in the back so obviously something you put back there cut the seat............stop complaining, you are starting to whine and sound like me....

love,
your wifey