Dear____________
Dear Most Obnoxious Co-Worker on the Face of the Planet,
No one likes you and we especially don't care that you went to law school so please stop bringing it up 10X every day. And for the record when I hear you on the phone talking to people in your Jersey/Valley Girl accent (how did you even get an accent like that anyway???) saying things like 'OHMYGOD YESSSS I AM A LAWYER... only by education, by profession I choose not to be' I want to punch you in the throat. NO WENCH you didn't CHOOSE not to be a lawyer, you CAN'T be a lawyer by profession because you CAN'T pass the bar. And so help me god if I have to listen to you giggle and watch you twirl your hair while sitting in our boss's office one more time I will seriously vomit all over your chunky heeled shoes that you bought circa 1996.
Love Always,
Gina
No one likes you and we especially don't care that you went to law school so please stop bringing it up 10X every day. And for the record when I hear you on the phone talking to people in your Jersey/Valley Girl accent (how did you even get an accent like that anyway???) saying things like 'OHMYGOD YESSSS I AM A LAWYER... only by education, by profession I choose not to be' I want to punch you in the throat. NO WENCH you didn't CHOOSE not to be a lawyer, you CAN'T be a lawyer by profession because you CAN'T pass the bar. And so help me god if I have to listen to you giggle and watch you twirl your hair while sitting in our boss's office one more time I will seriously vomit all over your chunky heeled shoes that you bought circa 1996.
Love Always,
Gina
