DEAR ____________
Sand in the parking lot from 2984798472 snow storms:
Please refrain from lodging yourself in my shoes and between my toes. It's sandals/flats weather again and I shouldn't have to wear boots just cause of you.
Thanks.
-A fan of clean, sand-less feet.
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Family Law Professor:
If I weren't engaged and you weren't a flaming 'mo, I'd marry you. Thank you for canceling class today. I love you. We should be bff's, even independent of your canceling class today.
Loooooooove, Jamie
PS, you're pretty hot. Maybe you should hang out with my brother.
PPS, you are the best, most fun dressed prof I've ever had.
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Laundromat lady,
You are so cute. Thank you for doing my laundry exactly as I asked as I had no time this week with all the assignments I have due. You got so excited over the $3 tip I gave you you almost carried my laundy to my car, which I assure you, is not necessary. I hope you're there next time.
Love, Jamie
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Ceasar's in Atlantic City,
You better be ready. I'm coming next week, and I need a friggin vacay like nobody's business. Please have plenty of alcohol on hand. I plan to pretend to play slots for hours so I can get my drink on for free.
Sincerely anticipating my stay,
Jamie
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Old people on the road in FORCE today,
MOVE. OUT. OF. THE. LEFT. LANE.
You don't BELONG THERE!
Only love when you're not behind the wheel,
Me.
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Dear Blackberry,
You are tied with my black naturalizer boots for best investment of the year so far. I love you.
Forever a fan til you eff up,
Jamie
Please refrain from lodging yourself in my shoes and between my toes. It's sandals/flats weather again and I shouldn't have to wear boots just cause of you.
Thanks.
-A fan of clean, sand-less feet.
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Family Law Professor:
If I weren't engaged and you weren't a flaming 'mo, I'd marry you. Thank you for canceling class today. I love you. We should be bff's, even independent of your canceling class today.
Loooooooove, Jamie
PS, you're pretty hot. Maybe you should hang out with my brother.
PPS, you are the best, most fun dressed prof I've ever had.
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Laundromat lady,
You are so cute. Thank you for doing my laundry exactly as I asked as I had no time this week with all the assignments I have due. You got so excited over the $3 tip I gave you you almost carried my laundy to my car, which I assure you, is not necessary. I hope you're there next time.
Love, Jamie
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Ceasar's in Atlantic City,
You better be ready. I'm coming next week, and I need a friggin vacay like nobody's business. Please have plenty of alcohol on hand. I plan to pretend to play slots for hours so I can get my drink on for free.
Sincerely anticipating my stay,
Jamie
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Old people on the road in FORCE today,
MOVE. OUT. OF. THE. LEFT. LANE.
You don't BELONG THERE!
Only love when you're not behind the wheel,
Me.
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Dear Blackberry,
You are tied with my black naturalizer boots for best investment of the year so far. I love you.
Forever a fan til you eff up,
Jamie
