Dear.....

,
you made my head spin a little bit this morning and me no likey! please dont do that again!
thanks babe!
love,
fw who usually doesn't make your head spin!

Deap Paperwork,
Please dwindle today! there is so much of you that just looking at you makes me want to cry!
love,
was out sick almost all week last week and then still had to take my vacay days that were pre-planned and as a result i am very behind and since i hate being behind on paperwork i am having anxiety issues about this!!

Dear Work day,
please go smooth with no major crisis!!!!
love,
has so much paperwork to catch up on!

Dear cough and nose stuffiness,
its been way too long now! please go away!
love,
you have invaded my body enough!!!

Dear Disney,
please let me book you this weekend!
much love!
cant wait to honeymoon with you!

Why is it not FRIDAY!?!?! whaaaaaaa

I could complain allll day about this. whaaa


I need some:

LIE Traffic -

If you could please just not s u c k everyday at 5 that would be greatly appreciated.

Thunderstorm -

Thanks for waking me up...because I dont wake up tired enough...

Friday -

could you please expedite your arrival?? Thanks so much!

Sincerely,

Kedra L Sharp

Dear Allergies and Sinuses,

Could you please just go away? Nobody likes you.

From,
The red eyed girl with the stuffy nose and head ache

Dear...

Money - please multiply so I have more of you.

Mom - stop stressing about your own $. you have lots of it and will be fine.

FH - last night was wonderful, but I'll exhausted today and cant get my act together to work.

Money - it's me again...can I put in a priority request on that multiplication? Thanks.

Aww, those are cutee!

Dear New York City Board of Ed,

Please hire me for September and let me know sooner than later!!

Friday -

If you could move along a little faster, it would be greatly appreciated.


People in my office -

Is it REALLY necessary to have the A/C on 30 today???

Hamptons people -

Can you all please leave for the Hamptons now so that I dont have to sit in traffic later on??

Sincerely,

Kedra L Sharp