Dear ____________

UPS guy who has my invitations in your truck,

how long is it taking you to deliver these things!?!? I am at work and keep refreshing the UPS page and its still out for delivery. Wouldn't you want to get this 31lb box off your truck already!?!!!!?!?!!! You have been 'out for delivery' with them since 6:05 am!

ugh!

love,
anxiously waiting for the DELIVERED status at UPS.com

yeah but it might not get officially updated on the site until he gets back from the entire route .... it might be at your house already

btw i never saw them when they were posted and then everyone mentioned a blog and i didnt know what that was and now i'm rambling because moral of the story i wanna see them pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

no, I would have gotten the call from my sister already