DEAR___________
Dear ahole in Manhattan
i will NEVER EVER cover for you again. I HATE YOU! the ONLY reason why Im covering for you today is because I wanted to go shopping in the city anyway. You fkn SUCK. Your office is a complete disaster, much like your entire existance. You dirtyyyyy hewwa. I hope karma bites u in the azzz to the point of no return.
xoxoxo
your coworker the saves u 829320 times a yr.
Dear sad excuse of a man,
You should be ashamed of yourself for not putting in your elevator code to get me on the correct floor. Instead, I had to stand around on the WRONG floor for almost half an hour until a janitor came to save me. Yes, i'm tan. its August. im not a fkn terrorist. Im just a chick with cold pancakes that I cant even enjoy now. Thanks for ruining my morning.
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i will NEVER EVER cover for you again. I HATE YOU! the ONLY reason why Im covering for you today is because I wanted to go shopping in the city anyway. You fkn SUCK. Your office is a complete disaster, much like your entire existance. You dirtyyyyy hewwa. I hope karma bites u in the azzz to the point of no return.
xoxoxo
your coworker the saves u 829320 times a yr.
Dear sad excuse of a man,
You should be ashamed of yourself for not putting in your elevator code to get me on the correct floor. Instead, I had to stand around on the WRONG floor for almost half an hour until a janitor came to save me. Yes, i'm tan. its August. im not a fkn terrorist. Im just a chick with cold pancakes that I cant even enjoy now. Thanks for ruining my morning.
