DEAR__________________ 9-11-09

Dear MORON

im sooo thankful for only having to see you once a year for our christmas dinner. I understand our boss said to pack up everything from the office cuz you are relocating.. but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY whyyyyy the FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK did u pack expired meds from 1999 and have the movers schlep it to my office?!!!!!!!!!!

better question, why the FKKKKKKKKKK do u have expired shyt??????????????? we already established that youre a waste of life... but this takes the cake! i cant wait to make u feel stupid on monday.

Looking forward to speaking TO you soon,a$$wipe!


xoxoxox
your overly patient coworker

you're hysterical!

wowwww. hahahah. what a mess!!!

well, my mom offered to make me some canned soup yesterday...until she realized it expired a few years ago!!!

Dear Manicurist,

ok..........why when I told you to push back my cuticles, when you ASKED me, did u start cutting them? Why did u cut one too low and I started bleeding? Thennnnnn, why do u put some blue stuff on it that starts stinging and when I say OWWWWWWWWWW you smile and laugh??? ummmmm?????? THENNNNNNNNN you put the nailpolish on so thick that it took like 3 rounds of drying to polish????

clearly, I have to find a new place to go to during lunch.....

Dear Barb,

Are you giving away any of those expired meds? If so, are they fun meds? Like not blood pressure stuff, but maybe some ritalin or percocets?

You are my kind of girl.
It's miracle how people that STUPID survive life.

that was funny- just what i needed to read today.
thanks for the laugh