Dear Brach's,

Why do you have to make candy corn that tastes so darn good? I am trying VERY hard not to pack on the pounds and yet the little yellow, orange and white corns are so tasty and easy to grab in a pinch. I just wish you'd THIN of your dieting customers for once and maybe make candy boogers or something way less appealing then the cute little corns

Thanks for your time,
Candy corn craver

Dear Candy Corn Craver,

Why, oh why did you remind me that candy corn is out now? I no longer work in a supermarket and I am oblivious when I go shopping. I would never have remembered that they came out this early until you reminded me. Now I have to trek out to the store and go buy some. Just so I can eat them in this order: white, yellow and then orange - which is really the best way to eat them, hands down. I will be the first to remind YOU when Cadbury eggs come out next Easter. I will get you back for this.

Sincerely,
Zero Will Power

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Posted by ant n tilde

Dear Candy Corn Craver,

Why, oh why did you remind me that candy corn is out now? I no longer work in a supermarket and I am oblivious when I go shopping. I would never have remembered that they came out this early until you reminded me. Now I have to trek out to the store and go buy some. Just so I can eat them in this order: white, yellow and then orange - which is really the best way to eat them, hands down. I will be the first to remind YOU when Cadbury eggs come out next Easter. I will get you back for this.

Sincerely,
Zero Will Power

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Dear zero will power,

Cadbury mini eggs are my absolute worst addiction so please promise NOT to remind me when they are out or I shall be a fat proker by spring.

-Candy corn craver

PS...I full agree thats white, yellow, orange is the correct order for eating the tasty treats

DAMN! I have some in my cabinet and now I am going to get them....lol