Dear co-worker...

Dear male co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. Please put your testosterone aside for a moment to consider that I need my fingernails to be perfect. So I won't be putting my hands inside dirty servers or replacing hardware equipment.

I know it's my job, but your nasty hands won't know the difference if you do it instead.



Dear female co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. I noticed that only my male co-workers are interested in hearing about my wedding plans. Why is that?

I think I know.

Eat your heart out.

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Posted by greenfreak

Dear male co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. Please put your testosterone aside for a moment to consider that I need my fingernails to be perfect. So I won't be putting my hands inside dirty servers or replacing hardware equipment.

I know it's my job, but your nasty hands won't know the difference if you do it instead.



Dear female co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. I noticed that only my male co-workers are interested in hearing about my wedding plans. Why is that?

I think I know.

Eat your heart out.

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HAHAHA. right on

LMAO...yeah baby! You tell em!!

OMG.. I love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You GO!!!

LMAO!!!

I love it!!

Anyone else wanna write a note to their co-workers?

It's theraputic, believe me.

Dear co-workers,

Work is not the time to look at porn on the internet and/or dirty magazines. I understand there are more men than women in the office, but W T F?

Disgusted

Sounds like you need to get in touch with the computer geeks for an anonymous tip.

too funny!

Dear co-worker.

No Im not interested in your house on the Jersey Shore, NOR am I interested in how 'blasted' you were this weekend. Your 30+ years old. There comes a time in life where that stuff just gets old.

Dear guy I work for:

Dude... You need to let loose. Stop being so uptight. You can talk about other things besides stocks & market fluctuations. Your so friggen prim & proper.. damn. EAT A FRIGGEN GREASY CHEESEBURGER for once.. Im okay with it. You dont have to eat granola bits for breakfast and a nice healthy salad everyday for lunch.

Dear co-worker:

There are currently 12 signs you put up in and around the kitchen and 9 you put up in the bathroom. That was a nice touch, by the way, putting the signs on the inside of the stall door at eye level when you're sitting down.

However, you are not my mother and you are not my manager. Therefore, you do not get to tell me what to do.

And the next time you complain that you're soOOOooo busy, consider that I have the power (and the right) to read your email. Wasting company time with personal emails and company resources with your stupid signs might get you in trouble sometime soon.

Glad we cleared that up.

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Posted by greenfreak

Dear male co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. Please put your testosterone aside for a moment to consider that I need my fingernails to be perfect. So I won't be putting my hands inside dirty servers or replacing hardware equipment.

I know it's my job, but your nasty hands won't know the difference if you do it instead.



Dear female co-worker:

I am getting married in 8 days. I noticed that only my male co-workers are interested in hearing about my wedding plans. Why is that?

I think I know.

Eat your heart out.

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Congrats and I hope that you and your FH have a great time this weekend!!!!! BTW, I just went to your RH and the service was beyond exceptional! Every single staff member went above and beyond what was expected of them. You are going to have such a great time!

look at you being sinister!!!! haha...or is this snarky? i can never tell. either way----->

this is hysterical!